IN A TIGHT SPOT | Arlecchino x La Signora x Kafka x Fem Reader
[ON HIATUS]
Working as a maid for three of the most terrifying, gorgeous, high-powered women on the planet wasn't exactly on my bingo card. Yet here I am-dusting priceless furniture and trying not to cry in a walk-in pantry while being judged by women who could either step on me or own my soul. Or both. At the same time.
There's Arlecchino, the walking lie detector private detective... thingy with eyes that could read your browser history. Signora, a CEO so intimidatingly flawless she looks like she eats diamonds for breakfast. And Kafka? The therapist-slash-author who could ruin your life with just one paragraph and make you thank her for it.
Every day is chaos. I cook. I clean. I garden. I get stabbed. I get kidnapped. I recover. Then I get dragged into more problems that definitely weren't in my job description. It's like the universe went, "Hey, what if we dropped one underqualified, overstimulated gal into a murder mansion and hit record?"
They say I'm the head maid now. Which is weird, because I'm pretty sure I'm the only maid here. But somehow, I'm keeping up-through all the flirting, near-death experiences, existential crises, and more emotional whiplash than any one person should legally be allowed to endure.
Oh yeah... and *ahem* It's "romantic" comedy meets psychological thriller with a splash of emotional damage.
And maybe... maybe I'm not just surviving anymore.
Maybe this mansion is starting to feel like home... HAH! Yeah, right.
Requirements for full enjoyment:
- Be a fan of Genshin Impact, Honkai: Star Rail, and Mamamoo.
- Tolerate one disaster maid's unhinged inner monologue and several chapters of chaotic stupidity.
(Seriously though. Even if you're just into Genshin and HSR, you're in for a ride.)
