You'll Never Meet Another Me

The Red Leader has almost taken over the entire world. The Rebellion is the last thing between the mad tyrant and complete domination.
Little do they know how little this all matters to the fearsome Red Leader, and how much he's been aching to see some old friends of his.. the ones that just joined the Rebellion...
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title is a song lyric from the song Stalker's Tango by Autoheart
cover art is mine :D
this is crack treated seriously, I'm doing this for fun! I'm also thinking of crossposting on AO3, but I'll probably do that when I'm close to finishing it
the only ships I'm for sure including is paultryk and binglarry, but I could possibly be persuaded to add more if you roll high charisma [insert D20 emoji here]
Content Warnings: minor swearing, dark humor (who turned out the lights?), possibly OOC depictions, use of cartoon logic, use of OCs, use of personal headcanons, bad flirting, depictions of obsessive stalking, descriptions of canon typical violence, subpar writing (I'm doing most of this at 2-4am, then editing it during the day)