He didn't understand. Did Donald truly believe that they wouldn't ever be together? That was impossible. Joe had read all of the Joe Biden x Donald Trump fanfics on Wattpad. Those kiss scenes were so detailed and felt so real. He had spent most of his afternoons rolling around in bed and kicking his feet, while giggling to himself imagining those stories as if they would happen the very next day. He had scoured the internet to look at all of the AMVs of him and Donald (and added some of those songs onto his Spotify playlist). Hell, every single Buzzfeed quiz he took always gave him the same exact result. Donald Trump was the perfect match for him. --- In which Joe Biden is a simp and just wants Donald Trump to love him back.