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The Pain in my Ass!

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comedy romance slice-of-life

Penelope Adams, an outgoing beautiful young highschool girl who has a bright future ahead of her, especially since she's finally a senior! It has to be the best last summer before it starts, which it will be, if Oliver Jones stays out of her way. THE jock and football player of the year, all the women want him, all except Penelope. He isn't mature, lacks wit, and overall self absorbed. Penelope works her summer job happily without any sight of him, that is until his new girlfriend of the week starts working there too. Will they butt heads? Or will they simply ignore each other this summer? Go ahead and find out! 

No smut
Each Chapter flips between Penelope and Oliver's pov
1st Book of it's series
Made by Ivy ThompsonAll Rights Reserved

comedy romance slice-of-life

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