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comedy friendship imagination insanity

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"The First Step Is Admitting You Have A Problem."

Friendship is an important asset to a  persons life, especially when you meet someone that you instantly click with. You feel like your practically the same but still just as different. I've met someone like this, my best friend. What's the first thing she told me when we met? Hello, my name is Satan.

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Unlasting by Giamini2000

Lost to the true definition of love, Brie meets Adrian, a man daring enough to love her though he knows it may not end well. She falls hard for him, her reality of love far greater than her fantasies, but when a familiar pain resurfaces in paradise, and she feels like she may be walking down memory lane, will she have it in her to fight? Or is the fear of going through anything that resembles her childhood greater than her dream to finally find love? Love meets reality in this epic novel. *** "Excuse me, you seem lost in thought. Did you want to buy something or do I need to direct you home again?" "What?" She laughs, "It was a joke, Jeez. The last time you were in here you seemed like you had a sense of humor. Where'd that go?" "I have this neighbor who basically sucks the life and humor out of people. Unfortunately, I am a recent victim." "I know how that feels, trust me. I have one in my life too." "Anyway, what can I do for you Mr. ..." "Please call me Adrian." "Okay Adrian, what can I do for you today?" "Actually, I was passing by, and I thought I should say thank you for the other day." "That's nice, but you didn't have to. I didn't really do anything a human being wouldn't." "Hey, don't sell yourself short. You did a lot for me. If you didn't save my ass, I may have been a missing person by now, or worse that guy on the news they keep saying is nowhere to be found." "How can I argue when you mentioned the guy on the news. The news never lies, and I'm sure you don't either. You're right, I should be thanked for saving a life." "Not just A life, but many lives. Think of my poor mother and my friends and family. How would they live without me, huh?" "You're right, I saved a generation that day." We're both laughing very hard and it feels just right. Talking to her was easy.

Killing Samuel and Moving On by cosmic_lattes

|𝟑𝐱 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃| In this touching coming of age drama, 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐄𝐋 goes through life in search of answers that no one can supply him with. When he discovers the source of his pain and the seemingly obvious remedy, he decides to end his own life so that 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 has the chance to be who she truly is. It isn't as bad as it sounds. But prepare to get your heart ripped out anyway. 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬: 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐜, 𝐥𝐠𝐛𝐭𝐪+, 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟎/𝟐𝟐/𝟐𝟎 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟐/𝟎𝟔/𝟐𝟎 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝟏𝟒+ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐀, 𝐄𝐃, 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞, & 𝐥𝐠𝐛𝐭𝐪+ 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫: @𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐜_𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐬

Hurtless (BL) by Sammyjams02

PSA: This story isn't meant for the feign of heart. It may be triggering in many ways. It deals with physical and emotional abuse, depression, self harm, suicide idealization, and many more possible triggering things. Stand alone, but part of the Better With You World.

Rules for Being a Background Friend: A Comprehensive Guide by stacigreene

Are you the "forgotten friend?" Always on the sidelines, looking in? Alone in a crowd? Maybe you feel like your entire social life is built on convenience, and worry whether anyone genuinely cares about you. Or maybe you wonder if you'd have any social life at all if it weren't for the person you were dating. Wherever you fall on the spectrum of "background friendship," this collection of personal essays is for you.

Extremely Slow love by heavyemotions0408

Is she actually beautiful, is it just me? what's wrong with me? The problem? She's my boyfriend's sister.

Shattered Glass✔️ by heavenlyfireisamess

Okay I get that this is the finished one, you may read it yes. But please read the rewrite as well. You'll get a better story line out of it!

DO I LIKE YOU? by glazedwaffles

entries that probably shouldn't be shared on the internet but here they are.

Superhuman: a story on new found family by mandaleewrites

As an optimistic person, I've always believed that I am destined for great things. Turns out one of those "great things" would include moving into a house filled with men (or boys, you be the judge) blessed with freakish powers that are beyond human nature. Second would be to find myself enjoying the presence of a moody, intelligent scientist (or was it engineer? No idea!) who'd spend his days building robots and suits. This is the story of how I got my found family.

𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐞 by iamhaziee

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RESEARCH ( barry berkman.. ) ✔ by llxcifers

𝐇𝐁𝐎'𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.. A Romanian saying goes somewhere along these lines: "you know your real friend when you need them most"; between questions of morality, the adulthood conglomeration of shit decisions made under unexpected pressure and the consequences of all you ever chose since birth, it's hard to find someone who's there when your life's a bloody mess. Unless they are crazy too, of course. @llxcifers

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Unlasting cover

Killing Samuel and Moving On cover

Hurtless (BL) cover

Rules for Being a Background Friend: A Comprehensive Guide cover

Extremely Slow love cover

Shattered Glass✔️ cover

DO I LIKE YOU? cover

Superhuman: a story on new found family cover

𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐞 cover

RESEARCH ( barry berkman.. ) ✔ cover

Unlasting

Lost to the true definition of love, Brie meets Adrian, a man daring enough to love her though he knows it may not end well. She falls hard for him, her reality of love far greater than her fantasies, but when a familiar pain resurfaces in paradise, and she feels like she may be walking down memory lane, will she have it in her to fight? Or is the fear of going through anything that resembles her childhood greater than her dream to finally find love? Love meets reality in this epic novel. *** "Excuse me, you seem lost in thought. Did you want to buy something or do I need to direct you home again?" "What?" She laughs, "It was a joke, Jeez. The last time you were in here you seemed like you had a sense of humor. Where'd that go?" "I have this neighbor who basically sucks the life and humor out of people. Unfortunately, I am a recent victim." "I know how that feels, trust me. I have one in my life too." "Anyway, what can I do for you Mr. ..." "Please call me Adrian." "Okay Adrian, what can I do for you today?" "Actually, I was passing by, and I thought I should say thank you for the other day." "That's nice, but you didn't have to. I didn't really do anything a human being wouldn't." "Hey, don't sell yourself short. You did a lot for me. If you didn't save my ass, I may have been a missing person by now, or worse that guy on the news they keep saying is nowhere to be found." "How can I argue when you mentioned the guy on the news. The news never lies, and I'm sure you don't either. You're right, I should be thanked for saving a life." "Not just A life, but many lives. Think of my poor mother and my friends and family. How would they live without me, huh?" "You're right, I saved a generation that day." We're both laughing very hard and it feels just right. Talking to her was easy.