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Absurdist Phone Guy Stuffed in a Suit

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Parts 13
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After getting stuffed in a suit, Phone Guy (Fritz Smith) finds himself struggling to grapple with the irrationality of the life he now finds himself in.

Expect:
- A fun exploration of an interesting philosophy, absurdism.
- Possessed animatronic MC/POV (for the entire story).
- Secret/hidden identity.
Don't expect:
- Romance.
- An accurate timeline.
- Any story based on pizzeria simulator.

I'm writing this both for the philospophy, and to add to my favorite genre of FNAF fanfiction: possessed animatronic MC. You can read this for either, or both! This story is basically a continuation of Phone Guy's phone call during Night 4 (that's the one where he gets stuffed into a suit), and loosely follows the story of the proceeding (chronological) games.

Very minor spoilers for the first chapters ahead. This isn't a mystery story, but I'll give the warning regardless. Phone Guy eventually finds himself inside of Funtime Foxy, and has to live life out as the animatronic. He has the illusion disks from the books, but I've heavily nerfed them so they can't be used as a cop out for dealing with his animatronic body.

My access to Wattpad may be unreliable. If for whatever reason I can't post updates here, this isn't the only place the story exists.All Rights Reserved

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FNAF: The Lost Souls by Victor_TheRiper

The year 1993, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, a restaurant filled with kids to enjoy and experience the fun, arcades, prizes, and more importantly: Pizza. Also, they get to make new friends in the restaurant: Bonnie The Bunny, Chica The Chicken, Foxy The Pirate Fox, and everyone's favorite, Freddy Fazbear. At first things were going great...until one day. The CEO of Freddy's Fazbear's, William Afton, has been noticing strange things going on with the animatronics at night, and doesn't like it at all. So, he posts a "Help Wanted" job, looking for any people to take the job as a security to stay over the night at the restaurant for 6 hours, 12am-6am, and be paid "handsomely". And thats where YOU come in to take the job as a security, but not only that...you also had experience with Freddy's Fazbear's Pizza, not this kind of restaurant...a different restaurant back in 1987, where A new an improved Freddy Fazbear's Pizza took place, and the animatronics were father to be "Toy" animatronics. That restaurant, that restaurant went one hiatus due the fact that 5 children went missing on that restaurant, and the last one of them happen to be your sister, Cassidy, who was kidnapped and never to be seen...so what happens next? Find out!!!

LOL (Lolbit x Reader) by Cassalynn

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No More Clowning Around- Sister Location (DISCONTINUED) by Applekinz

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