Isn't "SMOSH" A Dumb Name For A Criminal Syndicate?

To keep himself calm, Ian runs through all the things that have gone right so far. Smosh is debt free, and an effective enough operation to take in four more young soldiers off the streets. The older members are thriving, and powerful enough that Ian hardly worries about the future of the family if something were to happen to him.
Ian even got to see a therapist once or twice, encouraged by Damien, fittingly enough.
Everything's been set up perfectly, to Ian's knowledge. If this thing is meant to blow up in his face, it won't be for lack of trying to make it go differently. The funds are set aside. He's ready for Smosh to be his again.