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"Want me to get you a drink?" Harry spoke suddenly, and it was more of a command than it was a question. And who was Louis to deny that?

So Harry ordered two martinis with a straw. Who the fuck drinks a martini with a straw? Louis thought, almost scoffing.

Or,

Louis Tomlinson, a successful self-made businessman, is annoyed by his new colleague, Harry Styles, who also happens to be the prettiest man Louis has ever seen.