Deadpool: Merc With A Mouth

TRIGGER WARNING! THIS BOOK CONTAINS DEADPOOL!

I know, the writer could just leave the description there... oh, did I break the fourth wall in the description? Well, why stop now, hello reader, I know right, who's tits did I have to say the author could fondle to get my very own book? Well, I can't tell you but her name rhymes with Gemma Cotson. Let me tell ya, that jokes a restraining order just waiting to happen. Anyway, this is my book. Enjoy! Oh and you might want to send your kids to bed and not read this as a bedtime story, because this isn't gonna be family friendly... anyway I should be off before the author starts letting me get a say in writing this shit.