Genderbend version of Kick the cat out of the bag!

Canon" Facts in all Reader Inserts:
-Salt on characters, plot, and also Astruc and his minions.
-Reader as female/female coded
-If Reader becomes the black cat her name is Calamity
Marcel/Lordbug will get a suit upgrade
-If Alya is the bee her name is Abeille
-If Kagami is the bee her name is Mitsubachi
-If Nino is the fox his name is Renard
_If Zoe is the fox her name is Vulpa
-If Lucy is the turtle her name is Shellrock

credit to Empress_Of_The_Sun_Writer it on ao3

Syren Salt AU: Not only did you see how your beloved parents drowned before you, no, but you also hear and see how Chat Noir, one of the supposed heroes of Paris, does nothing to help the people in distress, just sitting and mopping around till you see her detransform into the famous model Adrianna Agreste and how she literally blackmails her Kwami that she will quit if she doesn't tell her secrets that are not her to tell.
And then she gets rewarded by the supposed guardian of the miraculous with new powers.
Not on your watch!
After Lordbug restores everything back, you decide to create your own blog with one scoop.
To get the whole world to realize what a horrible hero Chat Noir makes and that the people demand that she loses her ring!

Series
Part 1 of Miraculous Reader!