Stupid Cupid ✔️
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Clara Blossom , a famous TV show host, is known to the public as a "real life Cupid." Unbeknownst to the public, she's actually the goddess of love herself. She's spent her whole life helping humans with their sexual and romantic desires, but never focused on hers. In fact, she's never even been in a relationship before.
It's not as if her love potions or arrows work on her. And she's in no rush to make a move herself. So it's just her and her cats in her mansion. That is until three different men start to fall for her. Can she balance her own love life with her love duties, or will she sacrifice one for the other as she always has? After all, helping others with romance is easier than risking heartbreak for yourself.
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