7 parts Complete Mature(ACTUAL CANON! from:) Season 4: "Hush" --
Spike: "Don't see why I have to be tied up."
Xander: "It's just while I'm sleeping."
Spike: " Like I'd bite you anyway."
Xander: "Oh, you would."
Spike: "Not bloody likely."
Xander: "I happen to be very biteable pal. I'm moist and delicious."
Spike: " All right, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat."
Xander: "And don't you forget it."
Spike (in falsetto): "Xander, don't you care about me."
Xander: "Shut up!"
Spike: "We never talk."
Xander: "Shut up!"
Spike: " Xaaannnder."
Xander: "Shut up!"
This SPANDER FanFiction Slash Story contains Spoilers for Seasons 1-7
Title: Complicated
Author: AshleyMistMalichi
Rating: FAO- (For Adults Only)
Main Characters: Xander & Spike
Warnings: High Snark alert! Fangy goodness! Lotsa' Frustrated Spander ahead!
TONS of CONFUSING Scooby-Speak too! Along with flashbacks of *CANON implied* Spander
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