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Distort Yourself to Perfection: A Quirky Guide to Losing Your Mind

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FULL TITLE: Distort Yourself to Perfection: A Quirky Guide to Losing Your Mind (And Loving It!)

Are you tired of feeling like the boring, vanilla wallflower in a world full of fabulous, colorful butterflies? Well, have I got the cure for your dull, dreary existence! 

In "Distort Yourself to Perfection: A Quirky Guide to Losing Your Mind (And Loving It!)," the incredible and totally not-at-all-biased Voice of the Distortions, Carmen, will show you how to unleash your inner weirdo and transform into the fantastically flawed, gloriously messed-up individual you were always meant to be! 

No more depressing attempts at being "normal" and "well-adjusted" - it's time to embrace your quirks, let your freak flag fly high, and bask in the intoxicating allure of the Distortions! 

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What can I say

They say that you never do something without reason. I say that they're wrong. My father cheated on my mom. He had no reason. My mom married a month after they got divorced. She didn't love him, so no reason there. I have 5 stepbrothers and 4 stepsisters in total. That's a lot of people. I've been bullied. A lot. No reason for me being treated cruelly. I have faked my death to escape my reality and my messed up family. What reason did I have? Well, according to many people there is no reason for doing that. For walking away. But, what can I do about it all now? I'm Alice Wondernez. And, now I ask you, what can I possibly say now? KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN WHEN I WAS LIKE 12/13. #40 newstart 12-06-2019 (40/840) #18 bigsister 12-06-2019 (18/218)