Distort Yourself to Perfection: A Quirky Guide to Losing Your Mind

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Parts 3
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Reads 248
Votes 7
Parts 3
Time 6m

FULL TITLE: Distort Yourself to Perfection: A Quirky Guide to Losing Your Mind (And Loving It!)
    
    Are you tired of feeling like the boring, vanilla wallflower in a world full of fabulous, colorful butterflies? Well, have I got the cure for your dull, dreary existence! 
    
    In "Distort Yourself to Perfection: A Quirky Guide to Losing Your Mind (And Loving It!)," the incredible and totally not-at-all-biased Voice of the Distortions, Carmen, will show you how to unleash your inner weirdo and transform into the fantastically flawed, gloriously messed-up individual you were always meant to be! 
    
    No more depressing attempts at being "normal" and "well-adjusted" - it's time to embrace your quirks, let your freak flag fly high, and bask in the intoxicating allure of the Distortions! 
    
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FULL TITLE: Distort Yourself to Perfection: A Quirky Guide to Losing Your Mind (And Loving It!)
    
    Are you tired of feeling like the boring, vanilla wallflower in a world full of fabulous, colorful butterflies? Well, have I got the cure for your dull, dreary existence! 
    
    In "Distort Yourself to Perfection: A Quirky Guide to Losing Your Mind (And Loving It!)," the incredible and totally not-at-all-biased Voice of the Distortions, Carmen, will show you how to unleash your inner weirdo and transform into the fantastically flawed, gloriously messed-up individual you were always meant to be! 
    
    No more depressing attempts at being "normal" and "well-adjusted" - it's time to embrace your quirks, let your freak flag fly high, and bask in the intoxicating allure of the Distortions! 
    
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