Captain Lambda and the Empire of Evil - Jaelyn X - Wattpad

Captain Lambda and the Empire of Evil

Reads 22
Votes 0
Parts 9
Time 1h 58m

Reads 22
Votes 0
Parts 9
Time 1h 58m

Mature

barbarella camp cheesy comedy dystopian fiction flash-gordon flirtatious furries humor leather polyamory queer retro revolution robots sci-fi t4t transgender

Space Captain Lambda is the hero of the cosmos and defender of justice! After saving a planet from the threat of for-profit healthcare, he is sent to the edge of the galaxy to save a scientist who crashed on a hostile world ruled by an empire of rigid rules. This is an original work blending the vibes, styles and worlds of Flash Gordon (1936 and '80) and Barbarella ('68), if Flash was a trans dude.

This is meant to recall some of the styles and understandings of the various eras of Flash Gordon and Barbarella with all of the camp and cheese. So yes the science is fanciful, the terminology dated and it will occasionally get as horny as thinly veiled French erotica. It's queer, specifically trans, af so if you're not into that don't stay.

This is intended to echo the vibe of the old serials of the 10-40s, not a novel. You're not flowing from one chapter to the next but coming back to the cinema the next week and seeing a recap if you missed the last one. Now you've got 20 mins of action before a random dramatic cliffhanger!All Rights Reserved

barbarella camp cheesy comedy dystopian fiction flash-gordon flirtatious furries humor leather polyamory queer retro revolution robots sci-fi t4t transgender

Table of contents

9 parts

Sign up to add Captain Lambda and the Empire of Evil to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Leon, Leon (BoyxNB romance) by Pastelneonboyfriend

"I'm Callum. Life's not the worst it could be, but I always feel like I'm on the edge - of my friendship groups (Both of them - that's what I call talent), my family, and pretty much any possible love interest. It feels like I'm always watching a film of my life, except I can't get overpriced popcorn or batter the director in the head when it all goes to shit. But I'm trying not to be too emo about it. And then... Leon happens to come along. And through his slightly broken English (And my much more broken French), we start talking, somehow. Not really about philosophy or existentialism like I guess is the cliché - he's not John Green - but we laugh, and cry, and pretty much everything in between. And we learn a lot, too. About each other, the people around us, and ourselves." xxx (NB - Non-binary character)

Parasite║LGBT+║ONC SHORTLIST 2024 by pixelmum

**ONC 2024 Shortlister** Heems is an energy vampire, a parasite, draining xeir hosts' energy with a single touch. That is until xe meets Shiro, a wily thief who happens to be the only person immune to Heems's parasitism. ---- Working as a doctor on dwarf planet Eris, Heems drains the energy of xeir unknowing hosts -- Eris's sickly hospital patients -- to survive. Heems's rare parasitic condition doesn't seem to have a cure until xe attempts to make a host out of an injured smuggler. Heems's touch has no effect on the handsome vagrant, Shiro, possibly the only person in the Solar System immune to Heems's parasitism. Galvanised by the hope of finding a cure, Heems spirals into a deep obsession with Shiro, setting them both on a collision course with powerful organisations desperate to keep hidden Eris's biggest secret: that parasites can be hosts too. ☉ Energy vampirism ☉ LGBT+ romance ☉ Non-binary main character ☉ Cyberpunk ~~☉~~ Notes on gender in this Novella: Heems uses xe/xeir pronouns. This book is written in first person so don't worry if you're new to these pronouns since there aren't so many in the book. Content Warning: This book is rated mature. It contains potentially triggering topics such as extreme hunger, chronic debilitating illnesses, suicide ideation, drug misuse, sexual intercourse while under the influence of recreational and medicinal drugs.

Shoshone Station: The Galactic Consortium season 2 by RJEliason

Less than a year ago, they arrived over earth's sky. They call themselves the Galactic Consortium and they are human, or at least, simian - from the same genetic line as humans. They claim to have terraformed this planet centuries ago to serve as a base for their exploration of this galaxy. What happened to the settlers, why none of us remember this, remains a mystery. For America the concerns are more immediate. Will the Consortium accept our independence? Shoshone Station is the first joint enterprise, a solar power, space station parked in geostationary orbit over Denver, Colorado. It's been "gifted" to America, but as Sherman Lannister takes command he wonders just how much control the new American crew will really have. After all, what do they know about running a space station? For Sophia, a homeless transgender youth from Denver, the station is a second chance at a new life. But what will she do living amongst the stars?

Dip$hits in Space, season 1 by AdrianOzryth

An eccentric comedy about space, and the Dipsh**s that end up in it. This hyper-self-aware comedy of stupid proportions centers around Captain William T Lawg (no relation) and his adventures as a guy who managed to afford a refitted soft-top icecream truck in space, in a universe where that's shockingly common. His trusty crew of valiant randos, Marley the tech-bro stoner spacebunny, Duffy the plump and sassy female mechanic, Roy the frigging fabulous Android, and also that other chick is there. Ride with the crew of the notorious Tast-E-Chill to a world of wonder that a lot of other space travelers have already been before, but probably not Lawg, so it's still exciting. with a crew of 3-5 and an IQ of also probably 3-5, The captain putters along to uncharted lands, where history, loot, drama, innuendos of the sexual verity, and various technicolor hoes shall surely be waiting, usually with some form of trap. Prepare yourself for shallow adventure, moderately offensive and overwhelmingly childish scenarios as the crew battle impossible odds, fierce enemies, lack of food and survival tape, and occasionally their own incompetence. Romance, Politics, Originality, this sucker has none of those, and it darn well knows it. raise the sails and grab the rails as a bunch of dipsh**s find themselves...IN SPACE. (Roll dramatic tapering credits, to royalty free trumpet music)

Find Violet Hyde: Secrets In Space by LauraSlate

After the Ship Masters arrive Violet seizes her chance to experience life beyond the Farm. She learns that a planet nestled in the stars is waiting for her. But will her love, Zia, be welcome there? In the Moon Colony, Lucille rises to Presidency from humble beginnings. She enacts a plan to save humanity's dwindling population but is torn between two warring classes. Life in Genesis is luxurious and technology has slowed aging. Underground, in Ickwall, citizens serve the city above and scrape by however they can. *** This book is written in third person with multiple points of view. There are roughly six key characters with their own focuses, inner dialogues, and story lines. You'll get to watch them weave their lives together. *** Featured in Science Fiction Winner of @LGBTQ July Book of The Month 2016 Highest Rank: #21 in Sci-Fi *** I've added a chapter oriented playlist and note from me to the end of the book. Your votes, comments, and encouragements are appreciated. I love feedback and suggestions for improvement. Thank you in advance for taking a chance with this book. I hope you love reading it as much as I loved writing it for you. *** Here's a review from the fantastic @HunterTheWriter: "Find Violet Hyde: Secrets In Space is a superb book. When you read this you will go on adventures you have never dreamed, you get to live lives of characters who seem real. You will feel things only unique to this book. You're going to fall in love with new places and characters while finding the secrets only this book holds." *** Cover by the amazing @RachelS8766

Olympus Drive Book 1: Everything is Fine by kullman

Recently freed members of a cult search for their missing members. Everything is not as it seems in Winfell, where six children disappeared under mysterious circumstances, only for four them to be found ten years later telling strange stories of monsters and the Underworld, with no explanation for where they've been. Or what happened to two of them. Suffice to say nothing is fine. *** Reasons to read the Olympus Drive Series 1. LGBTQ rep throughout 2. Happy endgame gays/lesbians and polyamory as well asexuality and grey aces 3. Lots of references to Greek/Roman Mythology 4. Trans, genderfluid, and non-binary characters with arcs that don't revolve around their sexuality 5. Plenty of happy/positive relationships 6. But your favorite ship WILL be a 10,000 year old space alien and an undead detective 7. All dark/heavy topics are addressed or resolved in a positive manner 8. Postive female friendships and romantic relationships, without cheating 9. Essentially any relationship structure or sexuality you can think of comes up at one point or another 10. The queen of the dead gets a sword forged from blood Trigger Warning: Some violence and creature violence. Mild peril. Fantasy violence throughout. Extensive injuries shown. Brief fantasy violence (a character is shot point blank but we know the character cannot be injured, that type of thing). Peril to child characters throughout, though it is fantasy peril. Content Warning: Profanity throughout. Sex/sexuality discussed at length, at an R rated level though little is shown. Oh and...in case the tags didn't give it away there's heavy references to Greek mythology, therefore only like one character is actually straight.

Wormholes and Wanderlust by MisterCantaloupe

This story follows the young prodigy Grant Alan, a scholar turned telekinetic, surviving in a strange new world after the colossal science vessel, the Halfpace, passes into a future very foreign to him, populated by anthropomorphic creatures that have dominated humanity after a planet-wide war. To ultimately find out what happened to the last vestiges of humanity, Grant must use his wits, friendships and newfound power to navigate this new and dangerous world while an ancient, malevolent force slowly corrupts its new anthro leaders. I wrote this because I was partly inspired by "A Man In A Beast's World" by @GhillieCamo. Admittedly, my head was kind of in two places when writing this. Part of me wanted to create this really thoughtful, slow-burning, thriller sci-fi story experience with lots of lore and things to mull over, and the other half wanted to make a human x anthro romance story, dripping with provocative scenes, dialogue and drama. I'd say the story has both, but more of the former, which I think is ultimately better than if it was the other way around. I don't claim to be the best, or even good, at storytelling, and there are definitely a couple issues I have in my story, but people have been telling me they really like this story. As of 12/29/2024, this story does not violate any of Wattpad's Terms Of Service/Content Guidelines; All characters depicted in sex scenes are consenting adults. This story does NOT promote self harm or violence and does NOT include illegal sex acts of any kind. Any included descriptions of the former (self harm or abuse) are for narrative purposes only and are not portrayed in a positive or promotional way. If you read the whole description, props to you. Anyways, I hope you like my story and will give it a chance.

One Piece react to! [Ended But There's A New Book] by Qtx4nt

A new book is out! -29.5.23 Summary: A great flash of light ended up with powerful,feared or even untouchable people in a giant room together. What will happen when a two-tailed cat person forces them to react to relationships,memes and maybe even secrets of people's lives? This book has some chapters where Dragon is basically the mc,but he's not, dw, he does get a lot of chapter time but I need more people to recognise that Dragon is basically a smarter, older revolutionary version of Luffy. warnings ⚠️: Rare ships Crocomom theory lawlu shanks x mihawk x buggy zosan crocodile x dragon mlm mature language mention of r4p3 Lemon scenes SH (self harm) Smoker x luffy (only one moment, I don't ship this) Roger being a bi icon Coby x luffy Akainu x kizaru (x aokiji too) Some sabo x ace is you wanna look at it like that Garp x male crush (letting yall choose) Kaido x anonymous male Corazon x smoker MOST OF THE SHIPS WILL BE INTRODUCED LATER IN THIS BOOK!!! characters reacting : Ace, Sabo, Roger, whitebeard, luffy, dragon, crocodile, law, corazon, doflamingo, Marco, garp , sengoku, smoker ,coby, akainu , sanji, zoro, nami, Robin, Brook, Rayleigh, shanks, mihawk, buggy + more that'll be introduced later in the story These dates are based off of the day I found the reads btw, so not accurate 1000 reads! - 4.3.23 2k reads - 10.3.23 3k reads - 16.3.23 3.5k reads - 18.3.23 5K?! - 25.3.23 7 FUCKING K??!! - 3.4.23 Holy hell, 8k??? - 9.4.23 I have no words. 9k. - 14.4.23 FUCKING 10K?! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! - 16.4.23 Okay...11k... -19.4.23 I love you guys... 12k - 22.4.23 Listen...13k...ily - 24.4.23 I- 14k... -27.4.23 Marry me please . 16k - 4.5.23 Fuck me please. 17k - 11.5.23 Let me sink into the beauty your eyes are over 18,000 times. - 13.5.23 19k. -17.5.23 20k. -22.5.23 100 votes - 22.3.23 300 votes - 16.4.23 Started: 18.2.23 Ended: 23.5.23 #1 in lawlu #1 in gayness (at some point) One Piece is owned by Eiichiro Oda!

Ezra's First by al3x4ntr4

Ezra thought his grades would get him posted to a place in the Navy that reflected his ability, something like First Fleet, the Raiding Nine, or even Home Guard. Humanity's enemy the Preshk where attacking more often and Ezra wanted to be contributing directly to the war effort. Instead he got put on a Scout ship with just one other soul and sent on a five month mission out into deep space. The mission quickly becomes more than the young commander could have ever expected and the fate of humanity lies in how fast he can return back to humanity. This short story is just over 18,000 words and contains sexual content between two men, so If that's not your cup of tea.. don't read :) This is my first attempt at something like this, so feedback is welcome, though be nice :)

She Bleeds for Us: The Galactic Consortium 3 by RJEliason

For Gabriel Holloway, a poor kid from the ghettoes of Freetown, Sierre Leone, not much has changed since the arrival of the Consortium. That is until a new protest movement sweeps the country. The Consortium could do so much more for the poor and oppressed, if their own corrupt leaders would only stand aside and let them. But they won't. So they must be pushed aside, at whatever cost. Jake, an American boy, continues his job delivering supplies for the Consortium in North Africa. But it's a region increasingly torn apart by civil unrest and revolution. The poor want more help from the consortium. Local warlords and corrupt politicians want to keep their power. Jake has never experienced anything like it, being in the middle of a huge social upheaval. He has no clue what is going to happen, but he knows where he belongs, in the middle of it all.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Leon, Leon (BoyxNB romance) cover

Parasite║LGBT+║ONC SHORTLIST 2024 cover

Shoshone Station: The Galactic Consortium season 2 cover

Dip$hits in Space, season 1 cover

Find Violet Hyde: Secrets In Space cover

Olympus Drive Book 1: Everything is Fine cover

Wormholes and Wanderlust cover

One Piece react to! [Ended But There's A New Book] cover

Ezra's First cover

She Bleeds for Us: The Galactic Consortium 3 cover

Leon, Leon (BoyxNB romance)

"I'm Callum. Life's not the worst it could be, but I always feel like I'm on the edge - of my friendship groups (Both of them - that's what I call talent), my family, and pretty much any possible love interest. It feels like I'm always watching a film of my life, except I can't get overpriced popcorn or batter the director in the head when it all goes to shit. But I'm trying not to be too emo about it. And then... Leon happens to come along. And through his slightly broken English (And my much more broken French), we start talking, somehow. Not really about philosophy or existentialism like I guess is the cliché - he's not John Green - but we laugh, and cry, and pretty much everything in between. And we learn a lot, too. About each other, the people around us, and ourselves." xxx (NB - Non-binary character)