Mr. Badass ✔
Celeste_Bianchi
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  • Reads 66,116
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  • Parts 41
  • Time 5h 19m
Celeste_Bianchi
Complete, First published Aug 08, 2024
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I saw a hot guy at a sex culture festival and thought he was a sex doll for women. Out of curiosity, I reached out for his crotch. 
It turns out this guy was alive and could talk. 
I'm doomed.
--Gemma Dawson
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