𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: "My roommate kissed me secretly during the power outage" But I didn't know which roommate it was, so I sent a group message to all of them. The group message was: "Your kissing skills are so bad." I'm going to find you, you gay man. ____________ NOT MINE - MAY CONTAIN 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘃𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵!