honestly me just yapping about random info

HEY! YOU THERE! YES YOU, YOU LITTLE SCOUNDREL. I'VE GOT TO SAY, YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE TO GET UP OVER HERE. Ah, pipe down little fellow- this is honestly just a book about me yapping about random things and getting characters involved in it.

"A-aren't we not allowed to break the 4th wall?"
Haha,
1. DILLIGAF.
2. This isn't canon and I'm the author.
3. This is going to be repeated on the first page.