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The Deeznauts

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Reads 99
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Parts 5
Time 22m

action adventure comedy friendship space

Inspired by GOTG, a bunch of galactic misfits are trying to invade Earth. Sylvester Shittaker (yes you read that correctly) is a noob pilot attempting to prove his worth to the tough crew called the Deeznauts. Enjoyyy. Also this is a story i wrote as a kid, so know it has its faults :) Feel free to give me constructive criticism.All Rights Reserved

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Stargate Atlantis: I'm Alive

When a normal off world mission turns to chaos resulting in a downed jumper and an injured team mate. Sheppard and his team find themselves digging around the ruins of a once high tech civilization. Yet when a lone survivor makes her appearance, she drops a bomb shell that changes the mission entirely. -------------- This is the first book in a Stargate Atlantis Fan fiction series I will be doing known as "The Ethnosphere Chronicles" I hope to be able to take this series concept as far as I can!! Taking place somewhere between seasons two and three, my universe will stay somewhat canon, but for the sake of variety things will be spiced up. Some characters ages may change, but nothing totally insane. It has been nearly 12 years since I first wrote a fanfiction, SGA was where my first one took place. I pay homage to that, and hope that what I know now will give me a new edge. Thanks!!