The Deeznauts
- Reads 99
- Votes 36
- Parts 5
Ongoing22m
Last published Fri, Aug 9, 2024
Inspired by GOTG, a bunch of galactic misfits are trying to invade Earth. Sylvester Shittaker (yes you read that correctly) is a noob pilot attempting to prove his worth to the tough crew called the Deeznauts. Enjoyyy. Also this is a story i wrote as a kid, so know it has its faults :) Feel free to give me constructive criticism.
All Rights Reserved
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Blood Moon And The Body Snatchers
This is the completely unedited version of the pilot book in my action comedy series titled "Blood Moon". All of the typos and grammatical errors are fixed in the finished version, but I couldn't wait to put some material here. I hope you enjoy it and maybe even get a laugh out of how unprofessional I really am. Thank you.Complete
Space Space : Vol.1
"Space Space" In these short stories you will follow 3 best friends who are newly certified "Special C Class Fighters" that are nerding out on their vacation. They quickly learn when vacationing in the vastness of space, there's always a little room for overtime. A Sci Fi space comedy. These stories are filled with bravery, friendship, and fandom. Stories that should be funny and make ya say "damn that was pretty epic". But its core will demonstrate, how you can be a goofball and still save the day.Complete
Stargate Atlantis: I'm Alive
When a normal off world mission turns to chaos resulting in a downed jumper and an injured team mate. Sheppard and his team find themselves digging around the ruins of a once high tech civilization. Yet when a lone survivor makes her appearance, she drops a bomb shell that changes the mission entirely. -------------- This is the first book in a Stargate Atlantis Fan fiction series I will be doing known as "The Ethnosphere Chronicles" I hope to be able to take this series concept as far as I can!! Taking place somewhere between seasons two and three, my universe will stay somewhat canon, but for the sake of variety things will be spiced up. Some characters ages may change, but nothing totally insane. It has been nearly 12 years since I first wrote a fanfiction, SGA was where my first one took place. I pay homage to that, and hope that what I know now will give me a new edge. Thanks!!Complete
Stuck in Warhammer (Discontinued)
Stuck in the Grimm dark future, a universe where everything is op our protagonist commissar Eric Steger must find his way that doesn't end in front of the next best firing squad. (This is acually the same story I have published on fanfiction.net)Complete
Creating The Imperium Of Mankind In Another World
...........What did you expect the bio of the story, come on, we know that no one reads it, almost never read the story to understand
DESTROY ALL HUMANS: INTO THE VOID
THIS IS SO CRINGEY I STARTED WRITING IT WHEN I WAS TWELVE. SORRY. Aha sometimes I look back on it and fix my grammar, but nonetheless, this story's kinda cool. This is a fan fiction that picks up in the year 2014. Pox, the genius Furon, has become emperor of his home planet after defeating their traitor leader back in the 70's. Crypto feels lonely however, and he tries to convince Pox to return to their old life back on earth, where they ran their own businesses and were their own bosses. However, there's a new threat in their own backyard. Magnus, a dictator that conquers many neighboring planets and friends of Furons, has discovered Crypto and Pox's home planet and he will stop at nothing to take it over in order to build the ultimate army and conquer his last desired planet: Earth. But there's more to the plan than the Furons think. Magnus has an idea that goes beyond what these two heroes have ever faced before. Join these two Furons as they return once more to their dangerous life in order to defend the very thing that they set out to destroy.Complete
A galaxy adventure 1
Two guys named Charlie and ken are abducted from they're galaxy into a different called ultra. So after escaping from they're abductors they are looking a way back home from space ships racing, smuggling weird packages , getting drunk on alien beer , flirting and kissing alien girls to fighting the evil forces of ultra.Complete
The Emperor's Successor
After the Horus Heresy. The Emperor of Mankind in his last ditch effort to keep The Imperium going he gave his successor his powers and most importantly his life so he can rebuild the damages to the Imperium. But what he didn't know that this will cause a shift that will change the Galaxy Lucien, Now the Emperor's Successor must change the Imperium, The Galaxy or maybe the universe all together to fix its problem, with his army, his cold logical words or by force
The Games
Prologue: Earth has found out they're not alone in the universe. An alien species have contacted Earth, giving them a chance to be protected by the aliens out there that threatens the universe. They inform them that there are in fact thousands of alien species out there. The alien race, who calls themselves Opsidians, offer Earth a chance at competing in the Games, a televised reality competition game they host. In order to win the protection, Earth will have to send a tribute to the Games. They know little to nothing about the Games or these alien species. But after consideration, they don't see the harm in sending one. And realise it might be their only chance.Complete
Dipshits in space: Season 5
The Dipshits are...well you know the drill by now, they're back, bla bla. Someone makes a moon angry, there's a Golden-ass of epic proportions, Gay robots do espionage again, Illegal pizza is involved, someone has to win a cooking show to prevent a war and Lawg crudely wires a teleporter to the shitter. The usual shituations. Same bat Dips, same bat chanel. To the ripoff-place ripoff-man! Deedely Deedely DAAAA!!!"Complete
This is the completely unedited version of the pilot book in my action comedy series titled "Blood Moon". All of the typos and grammatical errors are fixed in the finished version, but I couldn't wait to put some material here. I hope you enjoy it and maybe even get a laugh out of how unprofessional I really am. Thank you.
More detailsContent Guidelines