The Deeznauts
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Inspired by GOTG, a bunch of galactic misfits are trying to invade Earth. Sylvester Shittaker (yes you read that correctly) is a noob pilot attempting to prove his worth to the tough crew called the Deeznauts. Enjoyyy. Also this is a story i wrote as a kid, so know it has its faults :) Feel free to give me constructive criticism.
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