Paradox map player Isekai shinanigen
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Last published Sun, Sep 1, 2024
I died...suck I guess, wait... I was reincarnated as future war criminal in history?! hell nah... what do you mean fate force me to follow the original path?! shit! wait? my country actually won that world Wide pointless war and not transform into competitive racist dictator state?! great! wait they still do colonialism tho, it... bad I guess, now... why the hell they choose me as colonial governor?! welp better do the job I guess.
Note: I wrote this while drunk and english is not my native language.
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