Houston oneshots/smutshots because i love him too much

You can request me anything, no matter whether it's sfw or not except if it's of the stuff below
Non-con (reason: is it gen not obvlious???)
Straight ships with him (reason: i think straight ships with Houston are so spooky scary so very spooky scary skeleton that send shivers down my spine)
Houston x astrodude (reason: DID YOU NOT WATCH THE SERIE OR SOMETHING????)
Any proships

Ok now GIVE REQUESTS