Eirla has been through one's fair share of unusual circumstances, born into them, really. It's what makes her special. She has unique ways of surviving the everyday hustle and bustle of Baldur's Gate, all while sitting on her most important, life changing secrets. Her profession leads her to not the very finest of customers at times, which presents her with a big obstacle, but also a window. She dreads her life; her present, past, and especially her future should she stay in Baldur's Gate. So, when the opportunity strikes, she escapes, but only to find herself in an even more unfortunate and unlikely situation with even more unlikely of people.
Living a sheltered life can make one unprepared, especially in a place like Faerun, and even more so when you've been lied to your whole life. Despite her naivety, Eirla plans to use her new freedom to her advantage, but a worm to the head turns out to be the least of her issues when a mad cult threatens to take over the world.
Eirla teams with her new found friends to save Faerun, but she finds her past nipping at her heels every step of the way. Can she afford her companions discovering who she really is, or will her secrets eat away at them faster than the tadpoles?
Warnings: Swearing, NSFW (18+) Violence & Gore
Wisteria (Tav) leaves Astarion after they defeat the elder brain, as much as it hurt both of them. But when she left, she completely disappeared. Nobody has seen her - not shadowheart, not gale. Surely she didn't vanish?
Two years later, Astarion runs into her- but she's different. She's now a vampire spawn under a cruel master.
Spawn Astarion
A lot of pining, slow-burn romance, and tons of angsty hurt comfort.
I post on AO3 first. Find me: TheTurtleSaidHello. This book is finished. I am editing and posting chapters frequently.