You mean nothing to me. No one does.

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What if Bruce said 'I love you' instead of 'I hate you' to the Joker? Except he somehow screws it up and he has to convince Joker that he truly does care for him...just not in the way Joker wanted him to throughout the movie.All Rights Reserved

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You mean nothing to me. No one does.
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