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Valerie's Guide To Postponing a Breakup

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breakup comedy insecurities love relationship romance romcom selflove shortstory summer young youngadult

𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙡𝙮. 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚. 𝙄𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙛 𝙄'𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣. 𝙊𝙧 𝙞𝙛 𝙄 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙪𝙥 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙬, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙨𝙤, 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙. 𝙄'𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙙, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙮, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙮.  

𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚.
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Cue Valerie-an awkward, insecure twenty-two year old, still living with her clothes-stealing mum, and still seeing her amazing boyfriend with the killer smile despite her seemingly endless self-doubt.

And even though sometimes life can violently hurl lemons at Valerie (Even if they're in the form of dermatologists) she's doing a pretty excellent job at dodging them.

But then suddenly, a plate of crepes, a few text messages, and a couple cancelled plans change everything-Valerie starts to think that Leo is losing interest, and has to figure out a way to cut things off with Leo, before he can do it first...All Rights Reserved

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