Genderbend version of We Should have Stayed in Gotham

The students of Gotham Academy were confused. It was International Friendship Week, and it was Gotham's turn to host. Except no one wanted Gotham to host, not even Gotham! So the Directors of the Friendship Conference decided that it was in everybody's best interest to skip the City of Crime and go straight to the City of Lights. Everyone thought that it was the perfect idea! Except for Paris. The Gothamites couldn't help but laugh and scoff at the Parisians insistence that Gotham would be a much safer place than Paris, and nothing should change. And everyone, even one Jade Wayne, was thrilled when the petition went through, and they boarded the plane for Paris.
And then...a giant baby...tried to eat the Eiffel Tower...they should have stayed in Gotham.