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Met You at the K-Market (Finnish drinks x Reader)

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((When a Finnish guy tries to write an x reader crackfic for the first time, don't expect it to go too well. There's also a lot of things in this fic that only Finnish people will understand and to some of the non-Finns, this may not be the best first look at Finnish culture.))

Y/N is an average Y/N, very quirky, got their dumb ass sold off to Käärijä once, yet still completely normal. But who knew one fated encounter at the K-Market would change everything? 

You see, one day when Y/N was at the K-Market, trying to get high on stolen Reissumies bread, something SHOCKING happened (no cap). The Alepa police showed up and tried to kidnap them as an experiment for the new Coop products. But then, Muumilimu showed up and saved Y/N while singing:

"Pakko ottaa, pakko ottaa, pakko ottaa, pakko ottaa/
Pakko ottaa, pakko ottaa, kopsauta kyynärpäällä kossuflindan pohjaa/
Pakko ottaa, pakko ottaa, pakko ottaa, pakko ottaa/
Pakko ottaa, pakko ottaa, ja ku mennään, minä poljen, minä ohjaan/"

And it was love at first sight...All Rights Reserved

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