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The Monotonous Life of a Former Slasher

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Reads 7
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What do you do when you wake up one day after watching your body hack and slash through numerous teenagers and adults for many years, and now you're suddenly back in the driver's seat? Well, Eric had better figure it out soon as those flashing red and blue lights in the distance are getting very close quickly. Join Eric as he finds out what to do with his life after being the famous Cassette Slasher and living in the town your possessed body terrorized for so long as he tries to find some normalcy when even saying Hi to your neighbors might lead to a load of buckshot to the head.All Rights Reserved

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