DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT!
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This is based off the funniest website and app ever:
Damn you Auto Correction
Hilarious auto corrections and people's reactions.
WARNING!
Rated MA15+ for Australia and probably Mature for ESERB for:
Strong coarse language
Strong sexual references
Jokes that will make you laugh to death
Read at your own risk
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