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What would you do when you happen to transmigrated into a book? Holding the protagonist's golden thigh and rely on their godly luck and power to survive through the book? The answer is NO!! I, Kraison, will be the golden thigh for my lord Mr. Fool! *shouting to the moon like a lunatic* Magical portable grandpa? That's me! (*Pallez giving a disapproving look in the distance*) Mysterious and powerful backing? That's me! (Mama Amanises: Excuse me?) Companion who's willing to die? That's also me! (Leonard: What-) Whatever you wish, whatever you desire, all of which are my highest goals. In this alternative story, I shall rewrite the tale for my lord. (Just a possibility, most to least) Klein, Danitz, Emlyn, Alger, Amon x Male OC Note: For self-indulgence, very OOC, many errors and terrible grammar, take off your brain before reading, if this book is too nausea then throw it out of the window ヽ(o＾▽＾o)ノ!!

It's a joke fic of mine, originally just making a joke oneshot, but then decided to turn it slowly into a funny messed up universe of chaos and crazy humor. If you want to laugh, well, this might make you laugh I guess, crazy humor is involved. References to other stuff. So... enjoy? Parodies and crossovers are to be expected. Thus far I got Star Wars, Red vs. Blue, Undertale, Mario, Pokemon, LEGO, C&C, StarCraft, a lot of references. Too many for me to count and more planned. There is also lowkey shipping I guess, though the main trait of this tale is the chaos SMG4 style or my attempt at doing so. Only OCs are just, uh, alternate versions of the characters. Police Officer J, Sith J, Jedi N, the usual. Oh yes there is also N's Sister, who might yet gain her own story. Yes, N has a sister in this. Is this the first time for that? (Now there are officially some OCs of mine, who are probably recognizable, I only own my OCs) (Now with plot!)

Merlin Hermes had known that some wishes, as innocent as they seem, might end up with him being in a problematic situation. Yet, not once had he thought of having the someone or something of a higher power migle with some of them. And now, there he was, seemingly lost, standing in a rather abandoned alley of London. Not only that, he wasn't even within his own universe anymore! Godess forbid, he even landed within the victorian era! In a universe, based of the world from Sherlock Holmes! But, then again, a rather strange version of it.. Klein, who had almost failed english quite masterfully, instantly had a very bad feeling surging up. Not counting the fact that he probably wouldn't be taken seriously anymore thanks to his mysterious shrinking. #𝙽𝚘𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚆𝚎𝙳𝚒𝚎𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎𝙺𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚗 - -THIS STORY, FOR ALL I KNOW, WILL NOT CONTAIN ANY SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. (only over my dead body) So do not be scared off by the mature rating :) -I DO NOT OWN EITHER OF THE WORKS. THIS IS MERLY A CROSSOVER FANFICTION! ALL RIGHTS GO TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS. (other than ocs) -FOR THOSE THAT WANT TO READ AFTER THE DONGHUA/ANIME CAME OUT: NOVELSPOILERS 🙂 (read lotm!!!) ---

"𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐧... 𝐈 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 ╰➤ D.| Getting Isekai'd is said to be one of the best things that can happen. Well not if you get Isekai'd into a world where over 90% of the population dies out. Now Alora has to face the challenges of the world and maybe uncover some dark secrets about her and Orv itself. ☆┊orv x female Oc ☆┊includes lots of anime and video game references ☆┊spoilers . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ started: 05/21/2022 ࿐ྂ . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ finished: 04/08/2023 ࿐ྂ . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ status: Discontinued ࿐ྂ © ORV by Sing-Shong/ UME/ Sleepy-C © All of the anime and video games references belongs to their rightful owners © This book belongs to me. The designed headers belong to me as well

IT IS DECEMBER AGAIN FOLKS, AND Y'KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! YEP DREAMCEMBER! This was actually like, a day late on my end so yeah, sorry about that :')) Same thing as last time! I will post a Dream centered oneshot every day for the entirety of December! Also if I ever do any ships this time, it'll mainly be Insomnia. It's my book, I get to choose my comfort ship <3 Also! Poly would also be in the book, so if you dislike poly, or poly makes you uncomfortable, I'll try to remember putting a poly ship warning! But yeah! Dreamcember! Hoorah! Warnings will be in the chapters, as I am not a very nice author and thrive off of angst <33 Enjoy anyways! Hopefully???

[ note - july 13 2021 ] hallo everyone! u may know/ remember this book back in like- i wanna say 2019?? i think it was 2019- but i made this book a while ago and not to be a huge bitch but im getting annoyed slightly annoyed with the notifs like "smfkejod added your book to their library" and "pisspoosmsmsms voted on your story" when nothing is there- ... aka @chicx360_ omg 1 in skepnoblade again (idk when but i noticed dec 28, 2021) but yah here i'll post the original desc right down here vv Thank you for the memories and the smiles! :) deleted Nov 30, 2020 Unpublished due to Techno being uncomfortable with shipping, I must respect my king 👑 !!! Small glimpse of what this once was ↓ 1# in Skepnoblade on Nov 3, 2020, POGCHAMP LET'S GO - completed as of Oct 18, 2020 - -*★ BEFORE YOU READ!!! If you're going to read on stream or for a video then go ahead awa free clout awa yummy yummy also this book contains A6d, A6d is a great man, though he's made mistakes, I refuse to remove him from the book. So if you don't like him and are those "REWMOVE A6D1wjqoiqia" type people then please leave, you're quite annoying. *★ ·- Soulmate Au -· ★* When your love life is depended on the color of your eyes you'll never know how things will turn out or who you'll be with. In this case a diamond block man never expected his to be one blood god piggy dude. A blood god he's been friends with for a few years. Will his thoughts get in the way or can he push them aside for him? hahah piggy x diamond go brr

This is going to be a one-shot book!!! Or something close to it. I will create stories from ideas that people have voiced either on this site, Youtube, Quotev, Ao3, and some other sites!!! If people like the story enough and if I create more than five parts to it in this book then I will create a story for it or if someone wants to adopt it! Please make sure to give credit to me if you do decide to adopt as I will put the credit to who gave me the idea in the very beginning of the one-shot if I got the idea from someone. Anyways, hope you enjoy this book of stories full of ideas!!!!

Two Omegas, one pack, a love forbidden by law. Locked up in the omega facility for thirteen years, Sadie's lost hope she'll ever find a mate when Jake appears bruised and bleeding at her door. While Sadie fights the ghosts of her past, Jake is unwilling to face his future as an Omega, even though he has a pack waiting for him at home. Their blooming relationship is heading straight for disaster, when one of them is due for a heat. Without an alpha a heat can have deadly consequences, but mating with one is a sure way to break two Omega's hearts. "What am I?" "Mine," he hissed. "I want you to be mine." "Then make me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is an mmmfmm omegaverse reverse harem/why choose story - it's also a non-shifter OV. There will be a happy end (at some point). This is intended for 18+ because it will include mature content as the story progresses. Part 1 ends on a cliffhanger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm gonna include trigger warnings as they come up, as I'm still in the process of writing. So far that includes: eating disorder, past abuse, attempted rape (past), dub con, and if you feel something should be mentioned, that I didn't, please let me know and I'll include it.

🔞Includes Mature Themes🔞 Such As- A/B/O Dynamics Mpreg Profanity Mentions of Sexual Assault Rape Blood and Gore Mentions of Blood Violence Sex Smut Intersex males Watersports Etc. If any of this makes you uncomfortable, read with caution. 🔞Read at your own risk!🔞 ____________________________________ When Izuku finds out he's pregnant with Katsuki's child, he's absolutely terrified. What if the Alpha will hate him more than he already does? He ends up fleeing, cutting off communication from everyone and manages to get a low paying job in the next city, where he has a little girl who looked exactly like her father. He can have this one thing, he'll keep her if it means he'll have a part of Katsuki forever with him. When the Alpha sees Izuku with a pup, he's beyond furious, he sees red as he watches the Omega cradle the little girl close to his chest. The little prick went and got knocked up, at least, that's what he thinks. What happens when the truth is revealed? ____________________________________ ❗Disclaimer❗ I do not own any of the characters! However, I DO own the story and plot!