Pick on Me (you know you like me) // WOLFSTAR
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  • Reads 26
  • Votes 3
  • Parts 3
  • Time 2h 11m
Ongoing, First published Aug 20, 2024
Remus Lupin is the bassist for one of the most influential rock bands of all time.

Sirius Black is a famous actor who's just released a bestselling debut single.

Their music battles for the Number #1 spot on the charts, and the two hate each other.

But when the two publicly sworn enemies end up on the same reality tv dating show, will they come head-to-head like the producers want them to? Or will their feelings get far deeper than the audience could ever guess?

----

"Oh, look! A new person!"

Lights flickered around the porch, and Remus turned his head to follow his companions eyes. The air wavered with some unbroken tension, and even the whir of the cameras around them fell quiet. Remus didn't have time to wonder why they all suddenly seemed to be focused on him.

"Fucking hell. Not you. Again."

"Remus Lupin," Sirius said, grin wider than it had any right to be. "We've got to stop meeting like this."
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