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'Murican Horror Story

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Parts 12
Time 15m

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This, is the beginning, of the terrible, scary, 'Murican Horror Story.

Just so you know, this is humor. Not horror. If you find this scary, you are a 'Murican. Shame on you.

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New Zealand found it hard to make friends this year of high school. No one he knew wanted to hang out and he never felt a connection with anyone. With the worlds worst brothers at home, though they can be nice at times, Zea just wants a friend. And low and behold his wish comes true. In the form of wales. Zea comes to discover that he has a lot more in common with the country than he thought. While he thinks he's found a friend, little does the country know, their gonna become more than friends... Be warned that this is my first time publishing my works so it's may be pretty bad. This book does involve a little bit of violence, so warning for the future. It also has a lot of shipping so watch out for that. And language. It is written by a New Zealander.

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COUNTRIES? [Countryhumans x Reader Fanfic] by CheezpieApple_

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