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SATIRE Sans x The Onceler one-shot~ 💀🌳

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That sexy skeleton Sans decides to go to his boyfriend, The Onceler's house. But what happens when Sans has a pain kink and The Onceler decides to...cut down a tree? But not just any old tree or a Truffula Tree...he wants to cut down Sans' tree😉~All Rights Reserved

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