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Random Funny Things

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Reads 1,255
Votes 173
Parts 21
Time 5m

Mature

This book is about funny things I have found on my phone and computer, that I wanted to share with you my peeps. :D Also I will put random pictures to add more humor :))

Also I may add comebacks or other things related to humour.

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Some of these might be taken offensive and their will also be swearing...All Rights Reserved

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