My Spoon Is Trying To Kill Me
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Last published Sat, Apr 18, 2015
Call me Ishmael. Nah, just messing with you. What I'm actually called is David Fetlock. And I'm pretty sure my spoon is trying to kill me. In fact, I think it's watching me right now... Anywho, it all started one beautiful spring morning while I was teaching my younger brother an important lesson...
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