My Spoon Is Trying To Kill Me
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Call me Ishmael. Nah, just messing with you. What I'm actually called is David Fetlock. And I'm pretty sure my spoon is trying to kill me. In fact, I think it's watching me right now... Anywho, it all started one beautiful spring morning while I was teaching my younger brother an important lesson...
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