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A Dumbass and The Cynic

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90s beavis beavisandbutthead butthead daria dariamorgendorffer dariamtv kimberly mtv romance teens

Daria gets paired with Butt-Head on an assignment. Luckily for Beavis, he gets paired with Kimberly, much to her disgust. 

THIS IS A BUTT-HEAD/DARIA FIC
Edit: 8/20/24
Well, yes... I do ship Beavis and Butt-Head, as they are canon, this is just a different take on Butt-Head and Daria. This story will obviously start out and probably end one-sided. No romance will happen, though, between Kimberly and Beavis... I know there are no shippers of such pairing, but if so, sorry... uh, get a life. Hmm, I never considered that.

Edit: 8/22/24
Okay, so there IS a reason why I kind of made Daria promise Quinn not to drink. BECAUSE later in the actual Daria show we see Quinn refuses alcohol from Lindy (IICY? - yes I finally watched it and it was awesome sauce :3) and is worried for Lindy. Also, in the show we see that Quinn doesn't do sex and stuff like that. She doesn't do it in this fic either as she goes "Ew!" to seeing Butt-Head and is rather disgusted by Brad. So, hope that makes sense. As of right now there will be no more underage drinking planned. And the Brad guy I kind of made up but he did "make" an appearance in "Crisis Line".All Rights Reserved

90s beavis beavisandbutthead butthead daria dariamorgendorffer dariamtv kimberly mtv romance teens

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