Quotes
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- Votos 10
- Capítulos 9
Here, have some of me and my friend's best quotes, to make you laugh, feel awkward, or just plain fear for your life!
~warning, may contain dirty jokes, dead babies, and complete insanity~
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The Badass and The Bad boy.
"Wipe your lips, there's still a little bullshit left, jerk." I retorted smugly, my heart threatening to jump out of it's ribcage of a prison. Ace growled, "You better run." "Thanks for the head start, buddy!" I yelped, turning to run. An angry shout escaped behind me I as heard loud footsteps trailing in my wake. Dear God, I haven't eaten the leftover pizza from last night, I'm too young to die- Suddenly, he materialised in front of me, out of thin air, his blue eyes blazing, "Not so fucking fast." *** Lilly Blackwood, is our badass heroin. Ace Devion, is our bad boy villian. What plot do you get when it involves a daring, football-obsessed, fire-manipulating tomboy and a tattooed, total-adonis-but-a-jerky-butthead ex-best friend? A very bad one. *** Started on: 01-April-2017. Highest ranks: (#376 in ChickLit - 27-May-2017) (#855 in Teen Fiction - 18-June-2017) (#820 in Action - 24-June-2017)
His Waitress
"Jess, would you please get his order." Lisa winked at me and pointed the guy near the door. She is my one and only bestfriend since kindergarten. "Okay." I wore my waitress apron and put my phone and car keys on the pocket. I dragged myself to the guy's table to get his order. "Good Morning, Sir. Can I take your order?" The guy put the menu down on the table and he's checking me out! Jerk. "I'll just have the waitress in front me. Name your price." He winked at me. "Jerk!" I got the glass of water from the other table and poured it from his head to his pants so that it looked like that he'd pee on it and I stormed out from the restaurant. Who does he think he is?!? --------------------------------------------------- Jessica is the only child of the highest tax payers in the country and belong to the top 5 richest persons in the world. Her parents own a hundred of five star restaurant chains and hotel & casinos in the country and a hundred more around the world. Her parents love and protect her so much because they don't want publicity for their daughter. They want their daughter to have her private life. Jessica doesn't want other people to know that she's the daughter of the richest couple in the country but of course almost everyone knows about it. She wants to have a simple life. One thing about Jessica is that, she hates guys because she was 'only' cheated and used by four guys already. They used her money and these four guys, she'll see them again at school and that bothers her so much. She don't feel love or hurt from guys anymore. Her heart is numb. It feels nothing. For guys. These four guys made Jessica a cold and heartless person. Heartless only for guys but she's really a sweet girl once you get to know her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Can a playboy jerk turns a cold and heartless girl, who hates guys back to her sweet old self?Concluída
Bitter Sweet Emotions
Just things I write well I'm not in a very good Place. I thought these aren't half bad. So why don't I share them with other people not only myself? So here we are I hope you like them. Also if some of them are Quotes or Poems you've seen before feel free to tell me, because I never looked anything up just wrote what came to mind. So maybe I wrote a Quote, that has already been thought of, and of course Thank you for even clicking on this worthless, trashy, and utterly pointless book... Side note it gets better at the end of this book. The beginning is 6th grade me (11-12 year old me) so it's pretty fucking terrible, but who gives a fuck anyway? Not Me!Concluída
The Joke Book
Wanna impress you friends with your smart jokes. Check out my book. Garanteed to make you pee your pants.Concluída
It's complicated {completed}
So we have a freshman who is obsessed with Nutella, Dylan O'Brien and Ramen noodles. She calls herself a geek with taste. Then we have a handsome jerk. Hockey, lots of girls and lots of parties. So what could possibly go wrong? Spoiler alert: everything. Just another casual cliche Wattpad story. Enjoy! Contains lots of cussing and strong language. So reading on own responsibility.Concluída
High School Rants
High school is a rough place, so I figured that to help myself cope, I'd write all my troubles down. WARNING, BOOK MAY CONTAIN -Swearing -Lots of sarcasm -Awkward moments -and lots of ranting *COMPLETE*Concluída
The bad girl and the dork
I'm Jill and these are five random facts about me 1. A day spent with Nutella is a day well spent. 2. My best friends are a cutie, cotton candy, a snake and a player. 3. I use my brain for evil purposes. 4. When I'm drunk I'm attracted to shiny things, like needles. 5. Everything changed when I met a dork. Alright, if you insist I'll tell you about the dork situation... [Jake: The walking cliche] [Gwen: Pins and Needles]Concluída
Gwen's Life Journal
Hello!! My name is Gwen, and I want to share all my crazy life stories, from love to adventure and even a little bit of horror. I have never told anyone any of these, so I think it might be fun to share them with you guys and get to know if you have experienced anything like I have. I really hope you like them and enjoy them. These stories are 100% true (even though it may seem hard to believe at times), so the names have obviously been changed. If your name appears in one of my stories, it's purely coincidental. I hope you like it and can have fun sharing stories. (BTW, this also serves as a diary to help internalize and process many things in my life. It's a safe place where I can express my opinions and thoughts, which I sometimes don't say out loud for different reasons. Also, beware. There will be a lot of invented random words, crazy writing, and some curse words, but nothing too serious. It's a small glimpse into my mind to just have fun).
My fucked up poems
These are my fucked up poems. Some people say they like them but I don't believe them. Their alright I guess. I'm going to put quotes in here too and my drawings. But I didn't make them up, their from the books I read. This is my first time doing this. So try to be nice on the comments. I am the person that's writing "Suicide note" with my best friend jasmine.(hi jasmine!!)And some of these poems may come out in the story. So hope you like them. Bye!!Concluída
poetry
trigger warning. dont expect you to read this, words are simply that. just words. but if you do i hope you enjoy 👍 and if you relate to any of these, im so sorry. (all of these are original and written by me unless its said otherwise) might also include random rambles and/or thoughts or maybe even quotes (sorry again abt this)
"Wipe your lips, there's still a little bullshit left, jerk." I retorted smugly, my heart threatening to jump out of it's ribcage of a prison. Ace growled, "You better run." "Thanks for the head start, buddy!" I yelped, turning to run. An angry shout escaped behind me I as heard loud footsteps trailing in my wake. Dear God, I haven't eaten the leftover pizza from last night, I'm too young to die- Suddenly, he materialised in front of me, out of thin air, his blue eyes blazing, "Not so fucking fast." *** Lilly Blackwood, is our badass heroin. Ace Devion, is our bad boy villian. What plot do you get when it involves a daring, football-obsessed, fire-manipulating tomboy and a tattooed, total-adonis-but-a-jerky-butthead ex-best friend? A very bad one. *** Started on: 01-April-2017. Highest ranks: (#376 in ChickLit - 27-May-2017) (#855 in Teen Fiction - 18-June-2017) (#820 in Action - 24-June-2017)
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