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Quotes

WoLfSoNgGreenland

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Reads 242
Votes 10
Parts 9
Time <5 mins

WoLfSoNgGreenland

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Here, have some of me and my friend's best quotes, to make you laugh, feel awkward, or just plain fear for your life! 
~warning, may contain dirty jokes, dead babies, and complete insanity~All Rights Reserved

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Synthetic Soul (Nuts & Dolts)

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