Quotes

Quotes

WoLfSoNgGreenland

Reads 251
Votes 10
Parts 9

MatureOngoing<5 mins

Last published Mon, Apr 27, 2015

Here, have some of me and my friend's best quotes, to make you laugh, feel awkward, or just plain fear for your life! ~warning, may contain dirty jokes, dead babies, and complete insanity~

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