The Mystery Club

"Every day since I was born, I have had the same dream, the same day over and over again."
"What did you do in your dream?"
"Robbing banks, blowing up buildings, picking up girls, Grand Theft Auto... In my dream, I naturally did a lot of lawless things."
"Tell me what you did last night."
"Yesterday was more interesting. This is the first time I've ever dreamed of someone I know in real life. That's a pretty girl..."
"Mm-hmm."
The policeman nodded as he took his notes:
"You go on, I'm listening."