The Elevator Attendant

Hello, and welcome to the Guide-Dimensional Unity Corporation. Our objective has been, and will always be, to guide all life together with our services. Come step into one of our many elevators, designed to take you to your destination with just the press of a button! From a world populated by cute little teddy bear beans, to a dimension of monsters purely dedicated to serving you coffee, the possibilities are endless.

Come to your nearest elevator, walk into a grand infinity, and open the doors of your mind to new possibilities! Whether you want to travel across this ever infinite multiverse, or you just want to travel to a neighboring town, G-DUC is here to take you anywhere.

"... this is just a story about an elevator. Don't think too much about it."
- #07.