Reborn as a Government Agent (A One Piece Fanfic)

Many people wish to be reincarnated, to be sent to an amazing world where they can make their dreams come true, fight dragons, and save the princess!

Instead, I found myself in a world of crime and piracy, where a large majority of the earth's surface is covered in water, where pirates raise their flags upon lofty ships and sail for treasure and glory.
Where superhuman abilities such as the mysterious Devil Fruit or the supernatural Haki can differentiate Normal men from those destined for greatness.

It just sucks that my new body simply is a bit underwhelming when compared to them...

But hey! At least I got an Elephant!

Using what I have, Brains, Brawn, and sheer luck, I'll rise to the top of this world!
Look out World! My name is Smith Spandam! And I'm going to be making some changes!!!

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Spandam has no knowledge of One Piece, don't expect any meta-knowledge cheats.
There is Romance, but it's in the background.