Reborn as a Government Agent (A One Piece Fanfic)

Many people wish to be reincarnated, to be sent to an amazing world where they can make their dreams come true, fight dragons, and save the princess!

Instead, I found myself in a world of crime and piracy, where a large majority of the earth's surface is covered in water, where pirates raise their flags upon lofty ships and sail for treasure and glory.
Where superhuman abilities such as the mysterious Devil Fruit or the supernatural Haki can differentiate Normal men from those destined for greatness.

It just sucks that my new body simply isn't fated to be one of those monstrously strong men. However, I will not let that stop me.

I will rise to a position of power that will make me equal, no, higher, than those living monstrosities.

My name is Spandam Smith, and this is the story of how I became one of the most powerful people in the world. All the while dealing with some of the most dangerous people on the planet, working with a gaggle of misfits, surviving multiple attempts on my life, all the while trying to keep my private and professional lives separate.

Using Charm, Smarts, the meager fighting skills I have, and a touch of Nepotism, I will become a legend.
Now, whether the legend is a heroic epic of gallant bravery or a tale to teach children to behave, remains to be seen.

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Spandam has no knowledge of One Piece, don't expect any meta-knowledge cheats.
There is Romance, but it's in the background.

This story will follow Spandam from his childhood to basically a bit before where the Manga currently is (End of Egghead) I will probably keep going once the Manga finishes and all the mysteries and questions have been answered, otherwise I'll probably stop at the end of Egghead, since Egghead only brings in more questions and answers basically none of them.