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"Its just some guy, Kendrick.." SHITPOST AGGGHHHHHHH LMAOO

a story based on the kendrick vs drake beef but i twisted it to be fanfic

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Kendrick had always been bestfriends with Jermaine. They balled together, made racks together, were in the studio together. Memories had been made and not locked in their brains, but in their hearts. Kendrick always knew Jermaine was by his side, and he atleast thinks Jermaine knows that too. Until some stupid bitch from degrassi high came over here and started pulling Jermaine farther, and farther from Kendrick..

Kendrick tried and tried.. but would Jermaine really leave his longtime bestfriend just for this random, richer, better.. guy. He couldnt.. right?All Rights Reserved

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