THE RULE OF THREE

You stumble into two situationships simultaneously. As in, two Hashira are all up in your business. There's not just attraction; there's this magnetic pull, this insane connection that you can't explain. And you're trying to push them away, "Look, I just want to murder demons, go away!" But these guys? They're not backing down. They've both made it abundantly clear: they aren't sharing. The level of possessiveness is... well, let's just say it's a whole other demon you didn't anticipate facing.

So, there you are, a multi-breathing, demon-slaying machine who just wants to get the job done, saddled with a teenage apprentice who looks up to you, and somehow tangled in a love triangle with two top-tier demon slayers who are basically playing a tug-of-war with you as the rope. And let's not forget, all the while, you've got the shadow of Doma looming in your past like a bad acid trip. It's like, you finally made it to the big leagues... and it's a whole new kind of insane. A good kind of insane... maybe? Yeah, this is gonna be one wild ride.