wtf am i doing with my life? (a bill cipher x pjo x oc short fic)

What if Bill Cipher ended up in Camp Half-Blood to try and recruit demigods and got stuck with my oc supervising him? And then what if Bill got drunk and started ranting about Ford?? And what if Bill Cipher was friends with Apollo??? That's what this fic is. Don't question it. i made it for fun. this story will probably only have 3 -5 short chapters.

warnings:
Bill Cipher
Mentions of weapon (mostly a dagger i think)
Mentions of crimes and violence
Gay
Alcohol/Drunk triangles
living, well dressed Dorito god