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I'm not dying as a Monkie

WittleChristyKitty

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Reads 197
Votes 9
Parts 6
Time 1h 21m

WittleChristyKitty

Green Eyed Macaque fanfic but if the reader was Macaque.

Lady Bone Demon thought she'd have better luck if Macaque wasn't himself? That's just my theory. Because WHY ELSE WOULD I BE HERE?!

Speaking of which...

Where is that hairbrush? I lean down and look under the table, not there. Did I put it in the kitchen? And... nope not there either.

"Savage, have you seen the brush?" The bedroom door opens and I dodge out the way of the brush that was flying towards me like a speeding bullet.
"Thanks bud!" I am not good at catching things.

my eye caught itself in the mirror again as I started to lean down, it's wrong. Macaque's eye is meant to either be gold or purple. Why is it green? Odd...

A first person story where a real person has somehow managed to possess the emo monkey and now needs to navigate the world of Lego madness. Did I make this fic to fix some plot holes? NO! Jokes on you this fic was actually the first one I wrote!All Rights Reserved

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