The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries
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  • Parts 6
  • Time 45m
Complete, First published Aug 28, 2024
The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks

In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken a sabbatical, Zaphod Noodle is on a quest of cosmic proportions-his socks have vanished. Yes, you read that right: his socks. Not just any socks, but the very ones that have kept his feet warm and his existential dread at bay. Desperate, Zaphod turns to the Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries, a place that promises to unravel the unfathomable, though it often results in more bafflement than resolution.
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