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Shots & Cowboys

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The SMG's and Mario go to a bar together for one of their bi-monthly meet ups to discuss meme guardian stuff and catch up. Whilst there, Mario unexpectedly runs into Mr Puzzles who is there trying to make new friends.

Unprepared for the sudden meet with his crush, Mario is practically falling over his words trying to ask the TV man to dance. But what happens when a certain gun-slinging cowboy from Puzzles' past comes into the picture? Will this smooth-talking squid be able to swoop Puzzles' off of his feet and away from Mario in just one night??!

Part 3 of the Pining Mario seriesAll Rights Reserved

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If You Need Me by _marlie_b

*sequel to 'Just Out of Reach'* 'how to deal with your boyfriend's girlfriend returning from the dead' was not in any girlfriend handbook y/n was ever able to find, nor was 'how to date an avenger with anger issues.' y/n always has a weird itch in the back of her neck when it comes to cindy, mj takes on a new apprentice, lazlo apparently is seeing a masked vigilante in secret and it's probably the most stable relationship of this entire series, étienne teaches little kids swear words in french, some old friends decide to pop back in for a fun surprise, and in the end peter just decides to commit a touch of treason. basically, just your average senior year of college.

I'll be drunk again, to feel a little love (VegasPete) Completed✔️ by JayJay870949

"No water. I want more of your big ass show-off wine!" "Don't you think you've got enough, pet?" Vegas asked with a glare at his drunk prisoner. "Nahh... I can drink more than a little bit of wine." "The painkillers, pet!" Vegas reminded him. "You had me take them, it's your problem." Pete bleated at Vegas. "It's your body!" ~~~ Or: Pete gets drunk in the safe house. It's a funny tantrum and it saves the poor hedgehog and kind of magically solves all their problems. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Tags: ~sexual content in chapter 2 ~Kind of canon compliant if you squint an eye... or two... ~Kind of consensual, but I mean Vegas toasted Pete's balls a few days before so... ~A pinch of angst because that's my oxigen. ~Happy ending - everything works out just fine! Our bosy are in love in speed of light ~Don't judge me, I just wanted a fic where everybody is happy in the end and that little hedgehog is alive!

Isn't It Just Perfect? by ShrimpArtist

SMG4 goes down yet another rabbit hole of perfection, but this time... he won't let ANYONE stop him (except maybe Three/hj) . . . This is co-written by my wonderful friend, @Dibthingwannabe :D !! (Cover art made by me.)

A Debt to Repay (SMG34) by ClearCasket

SMG4 Figured nothing bad would happen if he went to a newly opened casino with his long time friend Mario, but when the latter causes havoc and destroys part of the casino, he and SMG4 get taken to the boss' office. They meet SMG3, the owner of the casino, who isn't all too pleased with the damage caused. SMG4 begs for the man to spare his moronic friend's life, but Mario isn't too keen on sticking around and bails on SMG4. SMG3 puts SMG4 to work in order to pay off the debt his friend incurred. SMG4 hates the work, being humiliated and having to work for peanuts, but a small bit of him finds himself attracted to his new boss, and his boss feels the same.

SMG4: The Power Crystal (Episode) by Giant_Dog_4

As the SMG4 gang stumble and find themselves lost inside of a mysterious forest, they discover a glowing cave that holds a sacred crystal that is said to grant good fortune and power, but also dangerous consequences. To the groups surprise, the crystal gives each and one of them a special power. Except for SMG4. When they realize what kind of power the crystal really holds, SMG4 decides to take it back to the Showgrounds for further inspection and safety. Not just for that... but to also figure out why all of his friends have something special within them, but he doesn't. But what he doesn't realize is that power is hungrier than the people who want it. ("Episode" in the title basically means that it's an episode length instead of the usual novel or "movie" length.) (The cover for this book is currently a work in progress.)

SMG4 Tale (SMG4 Undertale AU) by GachaWolfieBloom

One day, Smg4 goes on hiking trip with his friends and Mario bets that he's too scared to jump down a strange hole in the mountain. An unfortunate accident happens and Smg4 gets stuck in a new world that has copies of his friends, except they don't seem to know him. For some reason they keep calling him "the pure soul" that is needed to finally escape. A new adventure begins to escape the underground and maybe make some new...old friends?

Azure Blossoms [SMG34 Hanahaki AU] by DeltaruinedCoco37

Finally, the new castle's been built! Everything is finally going the SMG4 crew's way, and everything is as close to ''normal'' as it can possibly be in this world! Meanwhile, in a certain Starbucks, SMG3 begins to accept his feelings for SMG4 after years of rivalry and friendship, but hasn't spoken a word about it to any other members of Four's crew. It's fine, though. Everything is fine so far. Of course, that's just what Three thinks until one day, he starts to mysteriously cough up blue roses, getting sicker and sicker every day. (Ranked #1 in #SMG34 as of July 25th, 2024) (Ranked #1 in #SMG3 as of August 4th, 2024)

Take a dip by Ominus_Potato

SMG4 is hosting a super awesome pool party at the castle and everyone is invited!! Mario figures this would be a great opportunity to try and get closer to Mr Puzzles after realising his feelings for the TV man. Only thing is, Mr Puzzles isn't exactly Mr Popular when it comes to the SMG4 crew. Puzzles also isn't entirely fond of Mario himself. But hey! Maybe they can all set their differences aside over a barbecue, sunny weather and a big old tub of water?! Fingers crossed... Part 2 of the pining Mario series

We're Friends Now, Aren't We? (SMG34) by DeltaruinedCoco37

(Takes place after the IGBP movie) ''Really? You'd do that for me?'' ''Eh, sure. Whatever. I kinda own that Starbucks, you know.'' ''I...I don't know what to say! Thank you so much, Three...'' ''Heh. We're friends now, aren't we? Even I wouldn't want to see you on the streets, Four.'' ~~~ After the IGBP movie, the SMG4 crew is left with a gaping demonic pit where the castle once stood, but ignoring Princess Peach, everyone still has a place to stay. Except Four, of course. SMG4 had originally planned to stay with Mario, but at the last minute he backed out of the offer, not wanting to impose on Luigi. Back to square one, it seemed... until his old rival decided to help him out, just this once. For some weird reason. (Cover art by me) (Also this'll probably be really short but thanks for reading anyway if you do) (Ranked #1 in #SMG34 as of 7/10/23) (Ranked #1 in #SMG4 as of 2/15/24)

The Legend of SMG5: Season 2 - New Faces, New Enemies, More Adventures by Dracunyan1987

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If You Need Me cover

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Isn't It Just Perfect? cover

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SMG4 Tale (SMG4 Undertale AU) cover

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The Legend of SMG5: Season 2 - New Faces, New Enemies, More Adventures cover

If You Need Me

sequel to 'Just Out of Reach' 'how to deal with your boyfriend's girlfriend returning from the dead' was not in any girlfriend handbook y/n was ever able to find, nor was 'how to date an avenger with anger issues.' y/n always has a weird itch in the back of her neck when it comes to cindy, mj takes on a new apprentice, lazlo apparently is seeing a masked vigilante in secret and it's probably the most stable relationship of this entire series, étienne teaches little kids swear words in french, some old friends decide to pop back in for a fun surprise, and in the end peter just decides to commit a touch of treason. basically, just your average senior year of college.