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Shots & Cowboys

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Reads 555
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The SMG's and Mario go to a bar together for one of their bi-monthly meet ups to discuss meme guardian stuff and catch up. Whilst there, Mario unexpectedly runs into Mr Puzzles who is there trying to make new friends.

Unprepared for the sudden meet with his crush, Mario is practically falling over his words trying to ask the TV man to dance. But what happens when a certain gun-slinging cowboy from Puzzles' past comes into the picture? Will this smooth-talking squid be able to swoop Puzzles' off of his feet and away from Mario in just one night??!

Part 3 of the Pining Mario seriesAll Rights Reserved

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Shots and cowboys
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I'll be drunk again, to feel a little love (VegasPete) Completed✔️ by JayJay870949

"No water. I want more of your big ass show-off wine!" "Don't you think you've got enough, pet?" Vegas asked with a glare at his drunk prisoner. "Nahh... I can drink more than a little bit of wine." "The painkillers, pet!" Vegas reminded him. "You had me take them, it's your problem." Pete bleated at Vegas. "It's your body!" ~~~ Or: Pete gets drunk in the safe house. It's a funny tantrum and it saves the poor hedgehog and kind of magically solves all their problems. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Tags: ~sexual content in chapter 2 ~Kind of canon compliant if you squint an eye... or two... ~Kind of consensual, but I mean Vegas toasted Pete's balls a few days before so... ~A pinch of angst because that's my oxigen. ~Happy ending - everything works out just fine! Our bosy are in love in speed of light ~Don't judge me, I just wanted a fic where everybody is happy in the end and that little hedgehog is alive!

We're Friends Now, Aren't We? (SMG34) by DeltaruinedCoco37

(Takes place after the IGBP movie) ''Really? You'd do that for me?'' ''Eh, sure. Whatever. I kinda own that Starbucks, you know.'' ''I...I don't know what to say! Thank you so much, Three...'' ''Heh. We're friends now, aren't we? Even I wouldn't want to see you on the streets, Four.'' ~~~ After the IGBP movie, the SMG4 crew is left with a gaping demonic pit where the castle once stood, but ignoring Princess Peach, everyone still has a place to stay. Except Four, of course. SMG4 had originally planned to stay with Mario, but at the last minute he backed out of the offer, not wanting to impose on Luigi. Back to square one, it seemed... until his old rival decided to help him out, just this once. For some weird reason. (Cover art by me) (Also this'll probably be really short but thanks for reading anyway if you do) (Ranked #1 in #SMG34 as of 7/10/23) (Ranked #1 in #SMG4 as of 2/15/24)

Fake Tales *ᴬˡᵉˣ ᵀᵘʳⁿᵉʳ* by imagine-that-100

A collection of my Alex Turner oneshots and short series! ~*~*~*~ 1 ~ Stressed ~ You've got a university assignment due pretty soon and you hit a mental block. It's lucky your boyfriend is there to pick up the pieces. 2 ~ Glass In The Studio ~ Alex injures himself before your date which means that it's a trip to A&E instead of a restaurant. 3 ~ All Of You ~ After getting married, you and Alex go on your Honeymoon that comprises of two destinations. Athens is filled with shitty jokes whilst Bora Bora is filled with compliments and kisses. 4 ~ The Shirt ~ There's a debate about if you're wearing Alex's shirt. Except it's not really a debate. Everyone knows the answer. 5 ~ The Martini Police ~ You're leading yourself down a slippery slope, but thankfully the person that matters most in your life notices and helps you. 6 ~ Will We Talk? *Short Series* ~ Being Katie Cook's best friend means you see a lot of a certain band, so it's too bad that the lead singer can't seem to stand being in your presence. You're all too aware that you get chatty when you're anxious, and despite being around each other for a decade, Alex still makes your heart race (and not in a good way). But then he asks a question you never expected to hear, and it changes everything: "Do I make you nervous?"

Take a dip by Ominus_Potato

SMG4 is hosting a super awesome pool party at the castle and everyone is invited!! Mario figures this would be a great opportunity to try and get closer to Mr Puzzles after realising his feelings for the TV man. Only thing is, Mr Puzzles isn't exactly Mr Popular when it comes to the SMG4 crew. Puzzles also isn't entirely fond of Mario himself. But hey! Maybe they can all set their differences aside over a barbecue, sunny weather and a big old tub of water?! Fingers crossed... Part 2 of the pining Mario series

SMG4: He's Gotta Be Safe by ZER09294

(Written before Western Spaghetti) TAKES PLACE AFTER THE EVENTS OF "SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT" After the whole "Perfect Video" incident with SMG4, SMG3 vouches to never let it happen again. However, uncertainty and instability becomes more prevalent amongst them as time goes by, and they both need to realize what's happening before it's too late. (Cover updated on September 26th, 2023) [Voted #3 SMG4 Fanfic by SMG4 TWT]

Falling With You by Nightmare_Crew_1156

"Swans are so weird! They'll literally die if their partner dies!" -Credit to @RabbitDemonXD on Tiktok -------------------------------------------------------- What if Smg4 and Smg3 fail to finish the video on time and don't escape the castle while it collapses on them? "Dude! Just leave! Go without me!" "Like hell I will! We're finishing this together!" "Dammit 3 LEAVE! We're not going to finish on time!! The castle's almost down! PLEASE SMG3!!" "NO!! I'M NOT LEAVING YOU!!" -------------------------------------------------------- Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever, Smg3 -------------------------------------------------------- Cover made by .rabbitdemon on Tiktok

SMG4: The Power Crystal (Episode) by Giant_Dog_4

As the SMG4 gang stumble and find themselves lost inside of a mysterious forest, they discover a glowing cave that holds a sacred crystal that is said to grant good fortune and power, but also dangerous consequences. To the groups surprise, the crystal gives each and one of them a special power. Except for SMG4. When they realize what kind of power the crystal really holds, SMG4 decides to take it back to the Showgrounds for further inspection and safety. Not just for that... but to also figure out why all of his friends have something special within them, but he doesn't. But what he doesn't realize is that power is hungrier than the people who want it. ("Episode" in the title basically means that it's an episode length instead of the usual novel or "movie" length.) (The cover for this book is currently a work in progress.)

Your Pursuit of Perfection by GachaWolfieBloom

A few months after the events of WOTFI 2023, SMG4 starts having really bad dreams about the "Its gotta be perfect" incident. One night however, his fear allows the nightmares to break through and he gets taken to a horrific dimension. He finally meets the tv adware, who manipulates him into returning to his insane ways, intent on claiming much more than the perfect video. Now it's up to his friends to stop this madness and save SMG4. Can they do it in time or will they lose SMG4 forever? (In case you are unaware this is a sequel to the its gotta be perfect movie) Story and Artwork By: GachaWolfieBloom Characters Owned By: SMG4

Azure Blossoms [SMG34 Hanahaki AU] by DeltaruinedCoco37

Finally, the new castle's been built! Everything is finally going the SMG4 crew's way, and everything is as close to ''normal'' as it can possibly be in this world! Meanwhile, in a certain Starbucks, SMG3 begins to accept his feelings for SMG4 after years of rivalry and friendship, but hasn't spoken a word about it to any other members of Four's crew. It's fine, though. Everything is fine so far. Of course, that's just what Three thinks until one day, he starts to mysteriously cough up blue roses, getting sicker and sicker every day. (Ranked #1 in #SMG34 as of July 25th, 2024) (Ranked #1 in #SMG3 as of August 4th, 2024)

SMG4 One-Shots by BStroobery

A collection of short stories pertaining to SMG4 (will also include non-canon AU stuff because why not?) I do take requests, but keep in mind that this is for-fun and not on an upload schedule like my other fics so it might take awhile . Will write: - Fluff - Angst - Hurt/Comfort - Gore Ships you will find: - SMG34 - Marware - Megari - Meggy x Tari x Saiko - SMG56 (Apprenticeship AU OCs) - Puzzle3/Puzzl3 - Trashcube/Bomg1 - Bowuigi

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I'll be drunk again, to feel a little love (VegasPete) Completed✔️ cover

We're Friends Now, Aren't We? (SMG34) cover

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Take a dip cover

SMG4: He's Gotta Be Safe cover

Falling With You cover

SMG4: The Power Crystal (Episode) cover

Your Pursuit of Perfection cover

Azure Blossoms [SMG34 Hanahaki AU] cover

SMG4 One-Shots cover

I'll be drunk again, to feel a little love (VegasPete) Completed✔️

"No water. I want more of your big ass show-off wine!" "Don't you think you've got enough, pet?" Vegas asked with a glare at his drunk prisoner. "Nahh... I can drink more than a little bit of wine." "The painkillers, pet!" Vegas reminded him. "You had me take them, it's your problem." Pete bleated at Vegas. "It's your body!" ~~~ Or: Pete gets drunk in the safe house. It's a funny tantrum and it saves the poor hedgehog and kind of magically solves all their problems. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Tags: ~sexual content in chapter 2 ~Kind of canon compliant if you squint an eye... or two... ~Kind of consensual, but I mean Vegas toasted Pete's balls a few days before so... ~A pinch of angst because that's my oxigen. ~Happy ending - everything works out just fine! Our bosy are in love in speed of light ~Don't judge me, I just wanted a fic where everybody is happy in the end and that little hedgehog is alive!