How do I even use Wattpad?

Have you ever wanted to view the oddly-high effort compiled efforts of a single author who writes too much trying to find out the features of this wonderful site that we call home? If you happened to be wanting exactly that kind of thing, then I guess you might be somewhat fortunate to stumble across this thing I just made.

If you were looking for literally anything else, might I suggest searching literally anywhere else? Your time is a valuable commodity that is ever ticking down since the day you were born, and it may be somewhat unwise to spend a significant fraction of your mortality studying the incomprehensible levels of irony that someone randomly decided to forge during an all-nighter.

Testing, testing, one two three. Here to learn 'bout what could be.