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Florida Forest Service duty officer Ray Lumley is in love with a white fringetree. Not an I-read-Walden-in-high-school love; a sweaty, sappy, I-want-to-rub-against-you-'til-I-get-splinters love. It's awkward. So, he's relieved to learn that he's really hot for Trivia, the dreadlocked, radical environmentalist nymph who lives inside the tree. Better yet, she wants to share an eternity of Arcadian delights with him. But first she has to kill the man she holds responsible for a spate of forest fires--Ray's boss, a mid-level bureaucrat (and soccer dad) who she insists is the King of the Woods.

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King of the Woods, or Trivial Pursuit retells the myth of rex Nemorensis as an urban fantasy. Updates every Tuesday.All Rights Reserved

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Bite or Howl by barbziecult

I could feel its presence from behind me. I tried walking faster, but I could feel it slowly pacing near me. I turned around, expecting a dark, hideous vampire standing behind me, but to my surprise, there was none. I turn back around to start going back to the pack house where it's safe but I realise, he's right in front of me. My breath catches in my throat as I let out a gasp. "Never seen something so beautiful, I see?" He taunts. "Make one sound and I'll bite you right here, right now." ════ *.·:·. ☽ ✧ ✦ ✧ ☾ .·:·.* ════ Phoebe Wolf, a gorgeous werewolf and daughter of the Alpha. She could make men fall in love with her in a second with her beauty but despite her charming looks and sweet personality, her family neglected her. Her parents died later on in an attack near the borders of the werewolf clan and the vampire coven, leaving her older brother to take over the werewolf pack as alpha. Phoebe was abandoned in the castle, never to be seen again by any other wolf. But little did they know, Phoebe's mate was still out there. He was somewhere, waiting for her too. But there's one thing stopping them from meeting. The borders. // Story by @barbziecult Started 20.6.2020 Ended 24.8.2020 (First book in trilogy)

Who Was Her? by Alyza_K

***A forbidden romance, mystery-thriller short story*** Due to depression, anxiety and financial issues the 20 year old Arlen stumbles across a forest in the intention of giving it all up once and for all, what he doesn't know is he'll stumble across a beautiful woman who's melodious voice would be like a sign of peace for him. Getting to know her, and finding himself out of his troubles seemed easy but what became hard was to stay friends when they seem to have something much stronger than that. But she has a secret and he's willing to find, why she doesn't let him touch her or see her in the night. WARNING: Contains suicide attempt/thoughts. Copyright © ALYZA 2021

Perfect Fate ✔ (Will Be Removed 1st Of FEB) by fanoshkaflippo

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Fake It All the Way by KateLorraine

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Unlocked by 00Warr

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A Good One Gone by audie7628

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Song of the Stars Story 1: Man on The Lake by ErnyJRC12

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Bite or Howl

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