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Florida Forest Service duty officer Ray Lumley is in love with a white fringetree. Not an I-read-Walden-in-high-school love; a sweaty, sappy, I-want-to-rub-against-you-'til-I-get-splinters love. It's awkward. So, he's relieved to learn that he's really hot for Trivia, the dreadlocked, radical environmentalist nymph who lives inside the tree. Better yet, she wants to share an eternity of Arcadian delights with him. But first she has to kill the man she holds responsible for a spate of forest fires--Ray's boss, a mid-level bureaucrat (and soccer dad) who she insists is the King of the Woods.

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King of the Woods, or Trivial Pursuit retells the myth of rex Nemorensis as an urban fantasy. Updates every Tuesday.All Rights Reserved

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The Free Fall by acidxskies

If love could cost you your status, friends, and family, would you fall? Among the humans lives an entire race of elves that live in secret. Captain Scarlett "Scar" is at the top of her class of Jumpers. Jumpers and wingmen's job is to go into the human world and remove evidence of their existence. When an accident costs Scar's wingman to be decommissioned, she's in the market for a new one. Her mother, the cold, detached queen, sees this an opportunity to raise her rank and join kingdoms. Lexis is a machine bred for greatness. He was not made with love, but perfected genetic planning. He is stubborn and guarded, until he finds Scar. Scar and Lexis find themselves between and rock and a hard place. It is taboo for a jumper and wingman to have any relationship beyond coworkers. After an impulsive hookup in an alley, the strangers become stuck together. He's impossible to ignore. She's impossible not to like. The best part is the Free Fall, but what happens when you land? •Dual POV •Touch her and die •🌶️🌶️🌶️ •He falls first •Enemies to Lovers •HEA Ending •Forbidden love

The Darkness Within by Mlana3675

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His Addiction by Trick_writes

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The Free Fall

If love could cost you your status, friends, and family, would you fall? Among the humans lives an entire race of elves that live in secret. Captain Scarlett "Scar" is at the top of her class of Jumpers. Jumpers and wingmen's job is to go into the human world and remove evidence of their existence. When an accident costs Scar's wingman to be decommissioned, she's in the market for a new one. Her mother, the cold, detached queen, sees this an opportunity to raise her rank and join kingdoms. Lexis is a machine bred for greatness. He was not made with love, but perfected genetic planning. He is stubborn and guarded, until he finds Scar. Scar and Lexis find themselves between and rock and a hard place. It is taboo for a jumper and wingman to have any relationship beyond coworkers. After an impulsive hookup in an alley, the strangers become stuck together. He's impossible to ignore. She's impossible not to like. The best part is the Free Fall, but what happens when you land? •Dual POV •Touch her and die •🌶️🌶️🌶️ •He falls first •Enemies to Lovers •HEA Ending •Forbidden love