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Florida Forest Service duty officer Ray Lumley is in love with a white fringetree. Not an I-read-Walden-in-high-school love; a sweaty, sappy, I-want-to-rub-against-you-'til-I-get-splinters love. It's awkward. So, he's relieved to learn that he's really hot for Trivia, the dreadlocked, radical environmentalist nymph who lives inside the tree. Better yet, she wants to share an eternity of Arcadian delights with him. But first she has to kill the man she holds responsible for a spate of forest fires--Ray's boss, a mid-level bureaucrat (and soccer dad) who she insists is the King of the Woods.

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King of the Woods, or Trivial Pursuit retells the myth of rex Nemorensis as an urban fantasy. Updates every Tuesday.All Rights Reserved

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Song of the Stars Story 1: Man on The Lake by ErnyJRC12

*Warning: Contains Verbose Sex, Few Verbose Gore, Offensive Behaviors and Psychopathy* A Woman, runaway from her home. The Naked Man in the Lake, leaping out to the glimmers of the moon and unto the forests... (To Shorten it Up: OwO things You can do to your Werewolf Boyfriend) In Long Text: Shane walk away from home,and discovers something more... This handsome, scary man, bathing naked in the Moonlit lake...But what is happening around this town? Join Shane as she uncovers the mystery of her past as well as Steamy, literally steamy, hot NAUGHTIES, makes you ask, "WHAT THE FUCK I AM READING?!" but a part of you will say, "YEAH..." As you traverse to the Action,The Psychological Play, The Urban fantasy, the Mystery of missing people and monster being killed. As you realize things are not as the same as you look at it.

The Last Nymph by Califia

Maera was a nymph. Or was she? She claimed to be a genuine Nereid from antiquity. Right out of the pages of Greek mythology. Well, that's what she told Doc Roussos who lived alone on the island. Kalamos was remote and sparsely populated. An exquisite pine-covered jewel that rose steep and majestic out of the turquoise and cobalt Mediterranean. Maera would visit Doc on those summer nights uninvited. Arriving unannounced, she would appear at his ruin--a formerly destroyed Venetian castle. It was a place over the years he had more-less inherited, as volunteer custodian of the archaeological structure. But who really was this honey-haired girl who began to invade Doc's chosen isolation? Somewhere in her twenties, beautiful, and with a musical voice and a graceful gait, she seemed real enough to the retired professor. But it was her nightly stories which gave him pause for disbelief. They were tales from a long-ago past. And not just of previous ages, but romances and adventures Dr. Roussos had been long familiar with. Mythological accounts capable of beguiling a charmed listener well into a world time before time . . . But were the stories all she offered him?

Breathe [mature romance] - PREVIEW ONLY by elsetterby

This is a seven-chapter preview of a full-length published novel. Buy links: Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XQYVSVV Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/breathe-76 iBooks: https://itun.es/us/d_Yajb.l Check out the companion novel, Whisper! Free on Wattpad. ********** A GOOD MAN, FALLING APART Small town police officer Simon Labelle repressed his attraction to sexy shopgirl Leona Chaisty for years. He's good at controlling his feelings--or he used to be, before the bombing that he can't solve, that he should have prevented. Now, after a chance encounter with Leona at the lake, Simon can't get her out of his head. All those high school fantasies roar to life. A BAD GIRL, WISHING FOR MORE Leona is drawn to the intensity in Simon's pretty-boy blue eyes, but he's a good man, and she's not just hopelessly kinky--she'll never know how to love. Still, unlike everyone else, Simon acts like she might actually have a heart. The more time they spend together, the more she wishes he were right. A CHALLENGE NEITHER CAN RESIST After a second unsolved case pulls them together, their sexual chemistry rattles them both, and hints at an unsettling fetish that Simon struggles to suppress. Leona pushes Simon to decide what he wants--whether to dominate, submit, or some mix of both--while Simon, already falling for his dream girl, finally gets her to admit that she's lonely. Each challenges the other to reveal more, to cede control, to be vulnerable. But they're both more fragile than they appear. It's only a matter of time before one pushes too hard, and the other breaks. ********** Trigger warnings for depression, suicidal ideation, and possibly alcoholism. Significant child abuse (neglect only) is also part of a character's backstory. There is gender-bending, femdom, and a pretty scary control-based fetish. There is also off-screen violence and death, and mild on-screen violence.

Cut the Deck (Lesbian Story) by Golden_RJ

Deck Guery-young, reckless, and undeniably the famous one. She's the type who gets what (and who) she wants without much effort. But what happens when she meets her sister-girlfriend-younger sister-babysitter-wait, did I get that right? Enter Nyla Thornton. The date Deck forgot about but somehow still gets. But when the night takes a turn, exposing Deck's insecurities and childish tendencies, things don't go quite as planned. Spoiler alert: it's the start of a perfectly dysfunctional, totally healthy relationship. Follow the messy, hilarious, and oddly heartfelt journey of Deck and Nyla as they navigate the highs and lows of their modern romance. "Actually, it's Deck and Nyla," Deck whines, nudging Nyla aside to claim the spotlight. "Nah, I think the narrator got it right the first time. Welcome to the Nyla Show," Nyla smirks, shoving Deck away with a well-placed hip bump. "It's a book, dude," Deck grumbles. "And you're an extra, baby," Nyla teases, running her fingers through her thick curls as Deck glares. Deck shrugs, then grins. "Guess it's my princess way or the highway." She wraps her arms around Nyla's waist, tackling her in an onslaught of kisses.

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

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Fake It All the Way by KateLorraine

When Ph.D. candidate Scarlett is forced to play loving wife to her mentor's playboy son, the last thing she expects is to fall for the fantasy herself. ***** Scarlett Rong has dedicated her life to anthropology, and she wouldn't have it any other way, even if her overbearing Ph.D. mentor makes a social life impossible. Dr. Alexeev has the power to make or break Scarlett's career and there's no way she's risking that. Even if it means getting roped into a holiday scheme that can't possibly be university policy. When Maxwell, the rebellious son of Dr. Alexeev's ex-husband gets into a car accident that leaves him with amnesia, Alexeev is far from heartbroken - in fact, she sees it as the perfect opportunity to find out why he's planning on signing his billion-dollar company away to his best friend for pennies. Before she knows it, Scarlett finds herself playing doting wife to the infamous playboy to find out the truth. But as the lies become more entangled, Scarlett finds herself questioning her involvement in this scheme, and more importantly, what her true feelings are for the handsome billionaire. A fake marriage was hardly on Scarlett's wish list this year, but maybe Maxwell is more of a gift than she initially suspected... [[Word count: 50,000 - 60,000]] Cover designed by Regina Dionela

Silly Short Stories by Aspiringwriterbuff21

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A Good One Gone by audie7628

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Song of the Stars Story 1: Man on The Lake

Warning: Contains Verbose Sex, Few Verbose Gore, Offensive Behaviors and Psychopathy A Woman, runaway from her home. The Naked Man in the Lake, leaping out to the glimmers of the moon and unto the forests... (To Shorten it Up: OwO things You can do to your Werewolf Boyfriend) In Long Text: Shane walk away from home,and discovers something more... This handsome, scary man, bathing naked in the Moonlit lake...But what is happening around this town? Join Shane as she uncovers the mystery of her past as well as Steamy, literally steamy, hot NAUGHTIES, makes you ask, "WHAT THE FUCK I AM READING?!" but a part of you will say, "YEAH..." As you traverse to the Action,The Psychological Play, The Urban fantasy, the Mystery of missing people and monster being killed. As you realize things are not as the same as you look at it.