Most Likely to Get a Sex Change!

Way back when, Simon and Miles were classmates graduating from high school. The pair were neck and neck in the race for the claim to "Most Likely to Succeed" come graduation. It was "Simon the Likeable" against "Miles the Charmer." They were the same and not. That they were both ambitious was true enough. But where Simon was a, "May the best man win," kind of guy, Miles was more of "The end justifies the means," kinda dude. Once Miles learned that the Kryptonite for whip-smart girls was boys and female hormones he knew what he had to do. Thanks to Miles' brilliance and sadistic streak destroying a good man was a breeze. Don't believe me? Just read the darn story.