Let's say a story starts like... "I'm losing it. I can feel it." Anyone could have heard the snap of Dr. Martin's last straw-anyone that is excepting Louis. "Nothing you've done is helping. I'm losing it...losing my..." "Hair, Louis. Lots of men your age lose their hair." "I'm too young to go bald," Louis moaned. "I'm going to prescribe something radical," his physician said, scribbling away on his prescription pad. "Yes!" Well, I for one would like to read a swell story like that!! Just saying.