There is a pattern to the pieces.
I abhor writing standards in school because even in the most liberal spaces, there is a heaving and wheezing hover of an "instructor" forcing a certain template that doesn't make sense.
Shorter here.
More concise here.
More succinct there.
More evocative there.
How about you just say what you mean, which is: "WRITE LIKE ME OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOUR SEMESTER A LIVING HELL!" And guess what? Every teacher is different.
Confusion begone!
So, these pieces are dedicated to all those who have a naturally unique and purposeful writing style that shall not be vanquished or oppressed.
Freedom at last!
Praise God!
After all, the Lord did indeed give me these words to impart to you, dear reader!